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15. Jan Jan Jan… Jan Jan ;-) Jan Jan ;-) Jan Jan ;-) Jan Chor Do Mobile ki Mere...
16. Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.   Smile a smile tomorrow that you may...
17. I will die Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2...
18. Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2...
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