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6. Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks:...
7. Every man wants a wife Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But...
8. Sardar always smile – Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is...
9. Begum wife Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband...
10. If I was an artist, If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet,...
11. Choice for dinner Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no....
12. Hi, what’s up… Hi, what’s up… listen can I get a picture of yours? The thing is that...
13. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar...
14. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar...
15. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every...
16. Kaam poora kiya karo Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar...
17. I will die Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2...
18. I will die Wife- I will die. Husband- I will also die. Wife- Why do you want to...
19. Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta… Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2...
20. Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2...
21. Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife:...
22. Why are U so lazy? Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in...
23. Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm...
24. Hotel mein gaye Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun...
25. How Can I? Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t...