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3. Nitrates In chemistry class teacher asked a gal What r Nitrates? Gal answered shyly: Night rates,...
4. Hell and heaven Heaven is when u have: A german car, American salary, Chineese food & Indian wife!...
5. Sharab body ko khatam karti hai Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss...
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7. Usama asked Kajol, Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?” She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.” Then Kajol asked Usama,”what about...
8. A bed of clouds for U to sleep A bed of clouds for U to sleep, Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels...
9. Higher Studies Man !!! Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a Person asked what...
10. Oye! higher studies yaar Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what...
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12. What’s the meaning of a school? Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school is a place where father...
13. I want peace… Somebody asked god, I want peace, god replied. Remove that i as that is ego,...
14. Be happy the way u are A baby monkey asked its mom Why couldn’t god make me beautiful? Mum replied: be...
15. He came at night He came at night, Explored my body, Got on top of me, Touched me, He...
16. If I’m in hell If I’m in hell & Ur in heaven, I’ll look up & be glad of...
17. When god open When god open the windows of heaven, He saw me & asked what is ur...
18. Higher Studies Yaar… Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked...
19. A man asked Sardarji A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning....
20. Example of an coincidence A teacher asked his class to give eg of coincidence. There was silence for a...
21. I will miss you each day You stayed by my side When the world turned away. You helped me see joy...
22. Yeh kya hai Father Asked Him: Yeh kya hai? Santa Replies: Teacher ke paas stars khatam ho gaye...
23. I asked God I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree,...
24. Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles… Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles… They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon...
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