1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??

munna yahin se bahar ata he??

Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??

larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.

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thodi der baad

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school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.

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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,

lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.

Wife computer on kartay huay boli

Wife computer on kartay huay boli:

janu apna password batana ?

Husband:

lulli

Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha:

“Your password is too short”

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:

Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?

BV:

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr)

Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

BV:

Yehi K

Namaz parho

Rozy rakho,

Zakat do,

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:

Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.

Girl check up k liye gai

Girl check up k liye gai

Dr ki niyat khrab hogi

Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,

Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?

Dr:Checkup k liye,

Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?

Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye

Dr Starts fucking

Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?

Dr:Aids checkup

Girl:

check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi

Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai

Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai,

1=Cmfrtble

2=Supportive

3=Tight

4=Girny na dy

Or

5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;-

Oye Brazier.

Kaisa hai tu ? Hahahahaha

Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:

Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste

There r 2 types of hooks

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook

&

2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundary

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2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!

*I/N/T/E/H/A*

*I N T E H A*

Rothna khafa rehna,

Ye Wafa nahi hoti

Chahaton mein logon se kya khata nahi hoti

Sab ko aik jaisa kyun tum samajhne lagte ho,

Kyun k saari duniya to bewafa nahi hoti,

Har kisi se yaari har kisi se waaday,

Pyar karne walon mein ye ada nahi hoti,

Be-Naqaab Chehre bhi ek Hijaab rakhte hain,

Sirf saat Pardon mein to haya nahi hoti,

Sab kuch kho diya tumhare pyar mein hum ne,

Kya ye b Chahat ki

*I/N/T/E/H/A* nahi hoti…

Little keys can open big locks

Little keys can open big locks

I  hope your little pray can make my life great.

May GOD give you lots of happiness today and forever

GooD Morning

Duaon k Sahare Ki Zarorat

~*~ Hai Phir Humen Duaon k Sahare Ki Zarorat…

~*~wasi Ay Kaash Humen Aaj Koi Dil Se Dua De…!! ~*~

Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Husband: Google !!!

Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?

Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D

Kr Dena Maaf Mjhko Dilse

Kr Dena Maaf Mjhko Dilse,

Agar Tora Ho Kabhi Dil Aapka

Zindagi Ka Kiya Barosa Kal Kafan Mai Lipta Miley Aapko Ye Chehra Mera.

I am s0rry f0r all my mistaks.

kch din or sabar…

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| | ] l[ | l Bas kch din or sabr kr lo,

Ramzan khatm hote hi zamant karwa doon ga.:-)

Subh bakhair gud morning.

‘Sirf Ehsaas-e-Nadamat, Aik Sajda or Chashm-e-Tar,,,

Ay Khuda kitna Asaan he Manaana tujh ko…..

§ubh bakhair gud morning.:-)

Be extra careful…..

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Be extra careful…..

In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.

KHANA Waqt Per Khana.

ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.

SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.

Q K.

8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.

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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)

SubhA~Ba’khair’

~”Parind0n Klabo peTILAWAT jaagjaati hai…..¿

~”SubahdarAkht0’n peIBADAT jaAgjaAti hai..,

~”Muqarrarwaqt nahi uskiNAWAZISH ka..,

=”uSay jb bhi pukar0 uSki”REHMAT”jaAg jati hai…,

‘SubhA~Ba’khair’

Umbrella cant stop the rain…

Umbrella cant stop the rain,
But make us stand in rain

Confidence may not bring success,
But gives power to face any
challenge in life.

Good morning

Assalam-o-Alikum

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‘._,’ ‘._ ,”._ ,’ ‘._,’_/ morning!

Wherever

you

go,

Whatever

you

Do,

I pray that ALLAH

will always take care of you.

‘AM€€Ñ

A Couple went to a wishwell

A Couple went to a wishwell

Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish

 

Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well

 

Husb. shouted

 

 

 

WoWww

 

IT WORKS :-P