Safar mohabt ka dushwar kitna hay…

Safar mohabt ka dushwar
kitna hy,
Magr dekhna hy k koi
wafadar kitna hy.

Yahi soch k usy kbi manga
nahi me ne,
Usy prakhna hy k wo mera
talbgar kitna ha..!

Dada or Dadi ne apni jwani…

Dada or Dadi ne apni jwani k din phir se yad kr k manane ka socha.
unho ne faisla kiya k hum phir drya kinare milange.
Dada jaldi uth kr tiar ho kr,
gulab le kr kinare pohncha,
boht dair hogye Dadi nahi i,
wo ghuse mey ghr aya,
or phul phenkte hoy bola,
tum i q nahi?
Dadi shrmate hoe boli: Ami ne jane ni dia

kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain

Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

it’s sexual harassment

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.

FARAZ ki pitai

Hogai Karachi university mein FARAZ ki pitai…
Kyon k railly thi jamiat ki or wo keh raha tha…
Altaf Bhai.” ” Altaf Bhai.””

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar…

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

 

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI(ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

A song 4 u…

A song 4 u .. ..!
Agar tum mil jao . . .
tumhari taangein tor deinge hum…
Tumhain paa kar..
Tumhare peeche kuttay chohr denge hum..!.
Bas tum mil jao.

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain

Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.

Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.

Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.

Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

Golden words from shakespeare

Golden words from shakespeare:
“Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation…
&
don’t go to ur friend in happiness without invitation.

What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Amitabh bachan in KBC

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Grey

Option 3 : Black

Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad

Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad Halaak ho gaye

Marnay k baad b Onki ongliyaan hilti rahin

Investigation se pata chala k 1 k pas Djuice aur dosray k pas Ufone tha.

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho

Heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of your life!

Heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of your life!

It is a golden pot for collection of sweet moments of your life!!

Be Happy!

RUKHSTI k time

RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht mara

Ringtone lgi thi

Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly
Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly.

How to impress a woman

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!

bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?
.
.
.
Ji haan aapne bilkul sahi
guess kiya
.
.
Ye aizaaz sirf K.E.S.C ko hasil hai

You were right, your wife is better…

2 men went to fuck a girl.

1st came out after fucking a girl n said…

”My wife is better”

2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…

You were right, your wife is better..