Adult SMS Messages Collection

Boy and girl of class 2 asked…

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“Can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry!!!!”

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Rating: 4.3/5 (69 votes cast)

Never dance naked

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving 

 

when

the music stops.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (43 votes cast)

Let me take a picture of your breasts

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them.

Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

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Rating: 4.1/5 (59 votes cast)

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How to satisfy a woman

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub 

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job 

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Rating: 3.5/5 (40 votes cast)

what part of the body goes to heaven first?

A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”

A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

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Rating: 3.6/5 (59 votes cast)

People who never experience good sex

American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

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Rating: 3.5/5 (40 votes cast)

A guy walks up to a girl

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!! 

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Rating: 3.4/5 (31 votes cast)

Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha,

Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha,

Dard tha magar woh dil kay kareeb thaa,

Jisay hum dhondty thay apnay hathon ki lakiron main

Wo kisi doosray ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (102 votes cast)

Sex is a sensation

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a

woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration?;)

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Rating: 3.7/5 (57 votes cast)

What is a kiss?

Q: What is a kiss?

A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

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Rating: 4.1/5 (51 votes cast)

All girls are beautiful

All girls are beautiful, after the
lights are switched off.
– Shakespeare.

All boys are innocent before the
lights are off.
– Shakespeare’s wife…

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Rating: 4.2/5 (65 votes cast)

There r 2 types of hooks

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook

&

2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundary

&

2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!

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Rating: 3.9/5 (32 votes cast)

There r 2 types of hooks

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook
&
2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundry
&
2nd is to control balls inside the boundry.x!;)

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Rating: 3.9/5 (17 votes cast)

Girls are crazy about 4 things..

Girls r crazy about 4 things..

1) shopping
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2) cell phone
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3) chocolates
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4)_____ (look down…)
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Dude..Look down!!… :)

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Rating: 4.5/5 (54 votes cast)

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
A RAPIST
A MURDERER
A PSYCO
&GAY.
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”

THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”

THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”

THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..

“MEOOWN”

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Rating: 4.3/5 (44 votes cast)

12 years old girl

Very Daring lines written on the
T-Shirt of a
12 years old girl.
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“BOOBS”
Coming soon ! :-

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Rating: 4.1/5 (38 votes cast)

There are for ways to enjoy love…

There are 4 ways to enjoy love,

1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.

Now dont ask me what is that.. :-)

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Rating: 3.9/5 (41 votes cast)

Vitamin”SHE”….

Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

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Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…

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Rating: 4.0/5 (27 votes cast)

He has two…

Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO” ;)

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Rating: 4.4/5 (36 votes cast)

What is “Nitrate” ?

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:

What is “Nitrate” ?

Larki sharma k boli:

Sir,
Rs.1500/=

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Rating: 3.9/5 (30 votes cast)