Adult SMS Messages Collection

1. Khud ko Mobile mai itna na mashghool
rakho k samne se koi lush pash bachi guzar jaye
aur thumhen pata bhi na chale

2. Bike ho ya car kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai,
bulk ye samjho k ye rocket hai

3. Koshish karo k apne hum umron se bad zubani na karo,
direct sir phar do kaminay ka

4. Taleem har kisi ka haq hai,
zyada parh k kahin aisa na ho k
tum kisi ka haq mar lo…

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:

What is “Nitrate” ?

Larki sharma k boli:

Sir,
Rs.1500/=

how is sex related to math?

add two person and a bed

subtract cloths

divide the legs

multiply the strokes

and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!

A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

S - SMILE

E - ENERGY

X - XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!

Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied:
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!

Q:  Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.

A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….
1.Caution-dark tunnel
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
3.Go slow.
4.Men at work

Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son