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it’s sexual harassment

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.

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Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

 

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI(ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

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What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Amitabh bachan in KBC

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Grey

Option 3 : Black

Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

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dekh le agar adjust hota hon to

Boy 2 girl:
I luv u
Girl:
i m engaged vd someone n i hv a boyfrnd too!
Boy:
(after thinkng a lot)
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DEKH LE AGAR ADJUST HOTA HON TO:-D

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How to impress a woman

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!

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You were right, your wife is better…

2 men went to fuck a girl.

1st came out after fucking a girl n said…

”My wife is better”

2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…

You were right, your wife is better..

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I really deeply wish…

I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..

to show u my glow in the dark watch.

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During sexual session the girl says

During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network

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Catch her by her waist

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
&









Have a Nice PEPSI drink!

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Just recharge the battery

Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.

Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.

Girl: Just recharge the battery

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What’s an average 6 inch long…

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

?

?

?

?

A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

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Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE!

This is ur friend

“PEPSODENT”

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday

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A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise

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What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?

What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked

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Sardar wid Grandson.Late night Shouts

Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”

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The most difficult golf course…

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!

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your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES

A woman married a one legged man.

She wrote to her mother:

“My husband only has ONE FOOT”.

Her Motherreplied:

“You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”

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when i am sick

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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in a party a lady wanted

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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