Adult SMS Messages Collection

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Food for thought

Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
we do naked.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (25 votes cast)

In order to get 100/100 in life

In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36

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Rating: 3.4/5 (27 votes cast)

A cute Nurse came…

A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

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Rating: 4.4/5 (22 votes cast)

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permission to get into a girls’ bathroom

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and
touch her anywhere she likes?
A: Lifebuoy.

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Rating: 4.4/5 (22 votes cast)

A Guy picks up a girl…

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around
ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

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Rating: 4.4/5 (34 votes cast)

4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s..

4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….
1.Caution-dark tunnel
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
3.Go slow.
4.Men at work

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Rating: 4.0/5 (24 votes cast)

But stupid Jill forgot the pill

Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Rating: 4.7/5 (20 votes cast)

you under arrest for violating code 69

I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 – distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.

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Rating: 3.7/5 (17 votes cast)

who opens her legs, receives happiness

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness 

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Rating: 3.8/5 (19 votes cast)

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near…

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
,
,
GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…

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Rating: 3.8/5 (605 votes cast)

Last night, I went to bed without you!

Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite,

my lovely pyjamas ;)

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Rating: 3.7/5 (18 votes cast)

He took me from a bar

He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!

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Rating: 3.8/5 (14 votes cast)

Nipple nipple little star

Niple niple little star

can i suck you in my car

up above the breast so have

always milky never dry

let me touch it never shy

in the bra it will be dry

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Rating: 4.3/5 (35 votes cast)

it’s sexual harassment

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (372 votes cast)

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

 

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI(ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

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Rating: 3.6/5 (245 votes cast)