Adult SMS Messages Collection

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own

I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.

She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.

sucked me till my face went ORANGE till

i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game

What do you call a wife who is sexy,

beautiful, intelligent, understanding,

caring, never jealous and a great cook?

ANSWER : A rumor!

BUY A SCOOTY…..
PICK UP A BEAUTY…
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY…
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY…
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
* GET A CUTY *

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“Can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry!!!!”

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving 

when

the music stops.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them.

Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub 

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job 

A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”

A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!! 

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a

woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration?;)