Adult sms jokes and text messages collection
Adult SMS Messages Collection
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
4.Men at work
Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?
A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!
I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 - distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.
A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…
Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite,
my lovely pyjamas ;)
He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
Niple niple little star
can i suck you in my car
up above the breast so have
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shy
in the bra it will be dry
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI(ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
Boy 2 girl:
I luv u
i m engaged vd someone n i hv a boyfrnd too!
(after thinkng a lot)
DEKH LE AGAR ADJUST HOTA HON TO:-D
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!