Adult SMS Messages Collection

AM I CUTE

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

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Rating: 3.7/5 (68 votes cast)

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

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Rating: 4.2/5 (92 votes cast)

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own

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Rating: 3.9/5 (32 votes cast)

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I busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS

I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.

She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.

sucked me till my face went ORANGE till

i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS

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Rating: 3.8/5 (30 votes cast)

Love is a name

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game

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Rating: 3.6/5 (74 votes cast)

What do you call a wife who is sexy…

What do you call a wife who is sexy,

beautiful, intelligent, understanding,

caring, never jealous and a great cook?

ANSWER : A rumor!

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Rating: 3.8/5 (49 votes cast)

GET A CUTY

BUY A SCOOTY…..
PICK UP A BEAUTY…
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY…
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY…
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
* GET A CUTY *

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Rating: 4.4/5 (66 votes cast)

Boy and girl of class 2 asked…

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“Can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry!!!!”

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Rating: 4.3/5 (69 votes cast)

Never dance naked

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving 

 

when

the music stops.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (43 votes cast)

Let me take a picture of your breasts

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them.

Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

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Rating: 4.1/5 (59 votes cast)

How to satisfy a woman

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub 

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job 

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Rating: 3.5/5 (40 votes cast)

what part of the body goes to heaven first?

A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”

A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

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Rating: 3.6/5 (59 votes cast)

People who never experience good sex

American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

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Rating: 3.5/5 (40 votes cast)

A guy walks up to a girl

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!! 

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Rating: 3.4/5 (31 votes cast)

Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha,

Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha,

Dard tha magar woh dil kay kareeb thaa,

Jisay hum dhondty thay apnay hathon ki lakiron main

Wo kisi doosray ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (102 votes cast)

Sex is a sensation

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a

woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration?;)

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Rating: 3.7/5 (57 votes cast)

What is a kiss?

Q: What is a kiss?

A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

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Rating: 4.1/5 (51 votes cast)

All girls are beautiful

All girls are beautiful, after the
lights are switched off.
– Shakespeare.

All boys are innocent before the
lights are off.
– Shakespeare’s wife…

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Rating: 4.2/5 (65 votes cast)

There r 2 types of hooks

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook

&

2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundary

&

2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!

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There r 2 types of hooks

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook
&
2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundry
&
2nd is to control balls inside the boundry.x!;)

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Rating: 3.9/5 (17 votes cast)