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Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
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Have a Nice PEPSI drink!

Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.

Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.

Girl: Just recharge the battery

Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE!

This is ur friend

“PEPSODENT”

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday

Rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise

Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

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