April Fools SMS Messages Collection

YOU BITCH

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Honey

r u smiling now?

YOU BITCH ;)

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Rating: 3.5/5 (63 votes cast)

If ever in your life …

If ever in your life
u r very sad
n feel that u have lost everything,
I’ll come,
hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge
and show u where 2 jump from. :)

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Rating: 4.0/5 (52 votes cast)

A day has come when da whole world will celebrate …

MY Dear FRIEND
A day has come when da whole world will celebrate
ur personality,
ur thoughts,
ur ideas
& ur talent
beLieve mE

&

The day is….

 

1st APRIL:D

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Rating: 3.8/5 (42 votes cast)

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I Love “u”! ,

I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”!

 

 

 
Hey! Don’t get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z   :p

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Rating: 3.6/5 (41 votes cast)

My friend the best quality i like ….

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental

 
10% senti
and

 

90% mental!!! :)

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Rating: 4.1/5 (41 votes cast)

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur…

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks

-nature

-style

-attitude,

Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (26 votes cast)

Wat r u doing??

Hi

Wat r u doing??
I m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring

palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian

brain….

 

In Short…..

 
Disturbing U!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Rating: 4.0/5 (24 votes cast)

I am your girlfriend:

I am your girlfriend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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Rating: 4.1/5 (30 votes cast)

EXCUSE ME!!!!

I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without U
even 4 a second!
U r my life &
I can feel U everywhere….
EXCUSE ME!!
I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…   :)

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Rating: 4.1/5 (27 votes cast)

Doing nothing???

Hiiiiiiii
Doing nothing???

 

Then Make a Place 4 Me in ur Heart!!

 
I May come there any time!

 
Ur’s Faithfully,
 

“HeArT aTtAcK”   :p

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Rating: 4.2/5 (17 votes cast)

When things in wrong…

When things in wrong
 
and sadness fills ur heart

 

and tears flow in ur eyes

 

Always remember 3 things
 
*** I m wid u
*** u hav money
*** KFC  is open

lets GO :)

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Rating: 4.3/5 (22 votes cast)

CUTE persons in the world!!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”

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Rating: 4.3/5 (19 votes cast)

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?????

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?

 

Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR…  :)

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Rating: 3.8/5 (26 votes cast)

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car…

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (24 votes cast)

My Life was in darkness before i met u,

My Life was in darkness before i met u,
but now it is bright.
u know why?
Coz u r a “Tubelight…..

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Rating: 4.0/5 (25 votes cast)

Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

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Rating: 3.3/5 (6 votes cast)

Aapne suna hi hoga

Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!

Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is â?oApril Fool Dayâ? and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefullyâ?¦..

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Rating: 4.5/5 (11 votes cast)

Just kick him

Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty, personality, style or attitude,
Just kick him… How dare he fool u before April 1st.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (10 votes cast)

I m going To England on study visa…

Salam…h r u??
I want to give u a good news…
I m  going To England on study visa…
Misu 4ever…

 
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day.

 
Surprised?

 
After 1 Day Is 1st April,

U r the 1st Fool Of 2009 :)

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Rating: 4.1/5 (8 votes cast)

U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!

U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!

 
U know How??

 

007 * 60 = 420

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Rating: 3.5/5 (11 votes cast)