April Fools SMS Messages Collection

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Honey

r u smiling now?

YOU BITCH ;)

If ever in your life
u r very sad
n feel that u have lost everything,
I’ll come,
hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge
and show u where 2 jump from. :)

MY Dear FRIEND
A day has come when da whole world will celebrate
ur personality,
ur thoughts,
ur ideas
& ur talent
beLieve mE

&

The day is….

1st APRIL:D

I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”!

 
Hey! Don’t get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z   :p

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental

 
10% senti
and

90% mental!!! :)

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks

-nature

-style

-attitude,

Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.

Hi

Wat r u doing??
I m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring

palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian

brain….

In Short…..

 
Disturbing U!!!!!!!!!! :)

I am your girlfriend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without U
even 4 a second!
U r my life &
I can feel U everywhere….
EXCUSE ME!!
I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…   :)

Hiiiiiiii
Doing nothing???

Then Make a Place 4 Me in ur Heart!!

 
I May come there any time!

 
Ur’s Faithfully,
 

“HeArT aTtAcK”   :p

When things in wrong
 
and sadness fills ur heart

and tears flow in ur eyes

Always remember 3 things
 
*** I m wid u
*** u hav money
*** KFC  is open

lets GO :)

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”

My Life was in darkness before i met u,
but now it is bright.
u know why?
Coz u r a “Tubelight…..