Exam SMS Messages Collection

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
      
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

My nights are going sleepless..
my days are going useless..
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no Dear, result is near” :(

The shortest relationship in life is
between students and books…
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They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!㋡ ㋡ ㋡

Newton’s Law of Studentology! .
“Every Book continues to be in
it’s State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears.”
HaPpY ExaMz

Gham-e-zindagi kia sunaon?
Mery paper aa rahe hain…
Main khushi kahan se laon
Mery paper aa rahe hain..

Tumhen ye gila hy k
Mizaj kyun hain barham,
Kaho kaise musukuraon
Mery paper aa rahe hain…

Tumhen EID ki khushi hy,
Mujhe yaad hy wo lekin,
Main ye kaise bhool jaon
Mery paper aa rahe hain..

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
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her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
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koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
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Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me

Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words?????

Ur Answer Should Be Based On Truth,
Reply Me Now

The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

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D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!! :-)

If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limited

Then

More Unemployment

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

“”"”"SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING”"”" ;->

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of University have been postponed upto june
To confirm visit site..
www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com