Exam SMS Messages Collection

Dukhi Students…

Gham-e-zindagi kia sunaon?
Mery paper aa rahe hain…
Main khushi kahan se laon
Mery paper aa rahe hain..

Tumhen ye gila hy k
Mizaj kyun hain barham,
Kaho kaise musukuraon
Mery paper aa rahe hain…

Tumhen EID ki khushi hy,
Mujhe yaad hy wo lekin,
Main ye kaise bhool jaon
Mery paper aa rahe hain..

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Rating: 3.8/5 (66 votes cast)

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi…

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
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her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
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koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
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Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

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Rating: 3.9/5 (43 votes cast)

If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me

If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me

Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words?????

Ur Answer Should Be Based On Truth,
Reply Me Now

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Rating: 4.1/5 (59 votes cast)

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Our Books ll Sing A Song,

After Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???

 

Guess……!!!

 

 

 

“Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me”:-)

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Rating: 4.3/5 (82 votes cast)

The Law Says,

The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

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Rating: 3.8/5 (30 votes cast)

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!! :-)

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Rating: 3.8/5 (72 votes cast)

If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks

If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limited

Then

More Unemployment

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

“””””SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING”””” ;->

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Rating: 4.4/5 (30 votes cast)

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam…

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah…

Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe Chapa Day,

Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,

Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,

Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray…Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dey!

Kuch Is tarhan Tera Paper Mere Paper se Milade

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Rating: 4.3/5 (96 votes cast)

Good news for Karachi University students..

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of University have been postponed upto june
To confirm visit site..
www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com

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Rating: 4.1/5 (17 votes cast)

Our Parents have many options for us

Our Parents have many options for us

Like

Poison

Sleeping Pill

Hanging by Neck

Throwing from building

But
They choose

 

EDUCATION

 
Socha tarpa tarpa k maren gay… :(

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Rating: 4.0/5 (39 votes cast)

The Law Says,

The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

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Rating: 3.8/5 (26 votes cast)

A MBA Student to a Sweeper….

A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….
     
Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….

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Rating: 4.3/5 (60 votes cast)

A father asks peon:

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
      
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

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Rating: 4.0/5 (26 votes cast)

No dear,Result is near

My nights are going sleepless..
my days are going useless..
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no Dear, result is near” :(

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Rating: 4.3/5 (44 votes cast)

The shortest relationship in life is

The shortest relationship in life is
between students and books…
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They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!㋡ ㋡ ㋡

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Rating: 3.8/5 (28 votes cast)

Great Words…

“This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.”

William Nalaaiq ;-)

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Rating: 4.2/5 (24 votes cast)

HaPpY ExaMz…

Newton’s Law of Studentology! .
“Every Book continues to be in
it’s State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears.”
HaPpY ExaMz

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Rating: 3.6/5 (19 votes cast)

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt …..

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt …..

But the silence of a frnd in the examination hall brings tears to eyes… :-D :-D

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Rating: 4.1/5 (55 votes cast)

Exams will get postponed

What is the height of hope?
It is sitting in the examination hall,
holding d question paper in hand and telling yourself
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!” ;)

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Rating: 3.9/5 (8 votes cast)