Flirt SMS Messages Collection

Aishwarya Rai messaged me!

When are you going to marry me?
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

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Rating: 3.0/5 (6 votes cast)

Think of yourself

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …

Open ur eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
fool

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Rating: 4.2/5 (5 votes cast)

If you are very sad

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

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Rating: 4.4/5 (17 votes cast)

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Your own stupid

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!

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Rating: 4.7/5 (13 votes cast)

Talking about oxygen

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

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Rating: 4.3/5 (11 votes cast)

Pappu: I Love A Girl..!!

Pappu: I Love A Girl..!!

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Pinky: Oh, Who Is She.. ??

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Pappu: She Looks A Bit Like You..!!

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Pinky: Awwwwwww, Is It Me.. ?? ♥

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Pappu: No, Its Your Sister..!! ;) x) :-P :D >>> Had Ho Gayi !!!

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Rating: 4.3/5 (7 votes cast)

Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich

A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:
How He Made His Money ?

The Old Guy Said:
Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple And Spent
The Entire Day Polishing It;
& At The End Of The Day,
I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!

The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples.
I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;
& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued This 4 A Month,
By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $.1.37,
Then My Wife’s Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars..! :(

MORAL:
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Hard Work Is Just Shit..:O
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich, =P :D

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Rating: 4.4/5 (7 votes cast)

I L U…

Boy: I L U…

Girl: Can you please spell it out just makes it more Special..
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Boy: I’m Leaving You. :D

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Rating: 4.5/5 (13 votes cast)

A silent message for all flirts

Its very easy to rent a car
whenever you desir
then pay the rent of that car,
But most respectable approach
to own a car
rather than to hire different cars model on different occasions.
A silent message for all flirts

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Rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)

What can you do for me

Girl : What can you do for me
Boy : i would die for you

Girl : I don’t like you
Boy : Why?

Girl: I m looking for Someone who would live for me
not Someone who would just die
and leave me alone :(

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Rating: 3.4/5 (12 votes cast)

but a boy

A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not..
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But A Boy Takes 3 Sec…

1st Sec : Yaar !! Dekh Kya Bachi Hai..

2nd Sec : Kia Lush Aawaz Hai..
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3rd Sec : Kasam Se Jani !!! Is Se Bhi Pyar Ho gaya… =P ;->

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Rating: 3.6/5 (5 votes cast)

F l i r t i n g

F l i r t i n g
Is a habit for those
who are “Single”
It is their way of saying
I m Free.

But

For those who are “Committed”,
It is their way of saying
I m Bored. . . =P =D

Agree or not???

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Rating: 3.8/5 (5 votes cast)

Love is an illusion!

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted
people. . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p

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Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

at night I do not sleep because I am hungry

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep because I am hungry

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Rating: 3.0/5 (5 votes cast)

I LOV THREE THINGS

I LOV THREE THINGS
1….PIZZA 2……PEPSI 3……….U .
PIZZA TO EAT . PEPSI TO DRINK .
AND U . OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO TO CLEAN THE TABLE

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Rating: 3.7/5 (10 votes cast)

I’ve to utilize free sms package

What do you think, why I sms you?
Is it because I care you OR I miss you?
OR I like you? OR I need you? Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package

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Rating: 3.4/5 (5 votes cast)

Tum kitni haseen ho,

Larka : Tum kitni haseen ho,
Larki: choro na.
Larka: tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain,
Larki :choro na tum bhi.
Larka: itni dair se chorr hi to raha hoon.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (7 votes cast)

Style of break up

Style of break up:
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and get lost

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Rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)

I Luved Sum1,

I Luved Sum1,
But
Sum1 Broke My Heart
Into Pieces

…n

Now Every Piece of
My Heart Loves
Sum1

And

Ppl Call Me A

“F L I R T” =P xD

Dedicated ti all
FLIRTS

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Rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

Flirt

Kisi Kamzor Lamhay Main
Ager Tum Say Keh Doon
Mujhay Tum Say Mohabbat Hai Tou
Tum Yeh Mat Samajh Lena K
Main Nay Such Kaha Hoga
…Aisi Dil Nasheen Baton Ko
Aisay Dilber Pairaye Main
Mujhay Bachpan Say Aata Hai
Meri Aankhein Mera Chehra
Mera Yeh Bay-Sakhta Lehjaa
Yeh Sab Kuch Jhoot Kehta Hai
Isay Tum Jhoot He Kehna Mager
Iss Jhoot Main Ek Such Yeh Bhi Hai
K
Mujhay Tum Say Mohabbat Ha

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Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)