kaha ke tu pyaar kar…
Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar…
Gori ko cheda toh
Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar…!
Every thing about
you is Perfect
You are lucky to
Not LiKe me ..
Born to be Big
Nazre na hoti to nazaara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho ke
hasino ko banaana chhod de
Highly Disappointing Situations –
1. Your Best Friend Weds Your Lover..!!:'(
… 2. A Close Friend Avoiding Without Reason..!! ;(
3. 10 Mark Question Asked For 2mark..!! :(
4. Principal Sitting Near You On Tour..!! :(
5. Xtremly Good Looking Guy/Girl Crossing You Wen You Are With Your Mom/Dad..!! :(
6. Teachers Distributing Your Test Papers In Front Of Your Juniors..!!:/
7. Friend Calling On B’day N Not Wishing..!! :@
8. Dear One Suddenly Stopped Messaging..!! :O
9. Leaving This Post Without Liking It Too..!! :-P
A Girl c0nvincing her boyfriend To trust her sincerity….
“Trust me ….. Matthew
Oh… I mean Micheal”
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left��
U C Me.
WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:
Care 4 her,
Sacrifice 4 her..
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just smile once (Game over)
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main toh nahta hoon roz,
Kyun tu kabhi kabhi nahati hai.
Height of Flirting:
Writing a love letter with the title as ‘To Whom So Ever It May Concern’.
He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”
Ah– I forgot your name.
Can I call you mine?
And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?
Woh kehta rehta hay, bari majbooriyan hain waqt ki
Saaf lafzon mein woh khud ko bay-wafa nahi kehtaa
I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner.. &
to say those sweet three words to U..
“Pay The Bill”