Funny SMS Messages Collection

Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver…

Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..

 
Nahi Samjhay?????

 
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p

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Don’t bring any gift

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me

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Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE!

This is ur friend

“PEPSODENT”

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday

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Rating: 3.7/5 (154 votes cast)

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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round…

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….

Ur heart is beating fast ,

do u think its LOVE????

 

na Munna na its called high B/P… :)

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When u feel sad

When u feel sad …
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Rating: 4.3/5 (6 votes cast)

Can U swim?

British: Can U swim?
Paki: No
British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims
Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes
Paki: Then whats the Difference between you & Dog?

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I press the bell but no one comes out

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

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Rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Market mein abh tak nahi aaya

Ye aik naya sms ha jo market mein abh tak nahi aaya!!!








Niche kya dekh rahe ho???
Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aaya
Toh tumharay paas kaise aayega?

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Dhakka kisne mara

Jindagi muskilo aur toofano se bhari hai
Agar thokar khayiye to himmat mat hariye
Phir se khAde ho jaeye aur…

Jor se chillake puchiye





Dhakka kisne mara???

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Why should only I suffer

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…
Why should only i suffer!

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Mohabbat ka natija

Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija
Hoon zaroor, magar,
Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija

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Adult joke

A blond was asked, what is a adult joke?

Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

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Sardar and Beta

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

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Nitrates

In chemistry class teacher asked a gal What r Nitrates?

Gal answered shyly: Night rates, they are costlier than day.

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Pay the bill

I would love to take u for dinner,
Make u sit beside the candle,
Shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words
in your ear…
“Pay the bill”

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Perfect Example Of Confidence

A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.

C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

Trainee : “No.”

C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.

Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

C.E.O : “No.”

Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!

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bharat se sabse bada confusion ?

Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ?

Socho…………

Socho……….

Nahi Maloom…………..!!!!

Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega !!!!

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I feel sad…

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?

Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

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Sharab body ko khatam karti hai

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

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He saw them without problems

God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas”
God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi”
He saw them walking he created, “Car”
He saw them without problems, “He created u”.

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