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Funny SMS Messages Collection
Nepali ma machha english ma fish,
Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.
Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar ke faansi de do!
Each of us has his own fear but
Sooner or later we must face it.
It takes a lot of guts to overcome it.
So don’t be afraid to face your fear.
Go ahead, take a bath.
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
Said to a railroad engineer:
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: Whatâ?Ts this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing.”
Before Marriage:
Roses Are Red,
Sky Is Blue,
Oh My Darling
I Love You.
After Marriage:
Roses Are Dead,
I have Flu,
You Are My Headache
I Will Kill You…
Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer?
Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.
Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!
1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years:
Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe .
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.
Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe .
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.
Lesson to be learned:
The next time Charles gets married, someone should warn the Pope :-P
Women Logic :
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> If He Is Not Online,
He Must Be With That Bitch..!!
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> If He Is Online,
He Must Be Chatting With
That Bitch..!!
Dear girls
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putting “Princess”, “Angel”, “Sweet” in your facebook profile name dosent realy make you one. :-P
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