Funny SMS Messages Collection

Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?

Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Can I go to the Theatre ? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye.
Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki.

Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole:
“Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.”
Kyoki meri bibi kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.

Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?

Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.

Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.

Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.

When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.

Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseene nikal jaayen!

Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.

When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And after you pray if you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL

Hum raat ki tanhai mein,
Aapki aawaz sunte hai,
Chand se aapka jikar karte hai,
Mat aao hamare khawabo mein,
Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai.

There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence.

You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence.
Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai?

Takee woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare…

What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru?

Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi…