Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection

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kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

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Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar…

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

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Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain

Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.

Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.

Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.

Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

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Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho

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Wo kon sa player hai

‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:

Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???
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Sania Mirza..

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Hath kese Thamon

7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti

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) ):_//( ? G sir
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jAAN nikal jati hai

Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!

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Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

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Neeche mat jao

Nahi plz

Neeche mat jao na

Kuch ho jaye ga

Plz

Dekho aisa mat karo

Maan jao na plz

Warna

â?¦Ho jaye ga

Plz mat jao

Aaah

Dekha

Ho gaya na

SMS Khatam!

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Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

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Girl and boy lost in jungle

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.

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6 Inch ka hai.

6 Inch ka hai.

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Size normal he

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Mazboot he

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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he

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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain

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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…

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LG KG 195

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Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?

Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day

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KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA..

AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : WOH KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI

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Is dress ka kya price hai?

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi ;)

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1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??

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munna yahin se bahar ata he??

Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??

larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.

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thodi der baad

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school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.

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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,

lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.

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Wife computer on kartay huay boli

Wife computer on kartay huay boli:

janu apna password batana ?

Husband:

lulli

Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha:

“Your password is too short”

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