Hindi Adult SMS Messages collection / Hindi Adults sms jokes
Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai
conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
Pehlay kiss karo..
Phir shirt utaro..
Phir fuck karo..
Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. 
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay
neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho..
Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao
4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi…
pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain…
doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain….
teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..
Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
Hont milay chuswany ko,
Mammay milay dabwanay ko,
Phuddi mili chudwanay ko.
Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko???
so hilao…
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don’t have LUN.
Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
It is said that inzamam don’t understand english.
Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.
Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. ”
Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?
drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
