Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection

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Be extra careful…..

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Be extra careful…..

In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.

KHANA Waqt Per Khana.

ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.

SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.

Q K.

8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.

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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)

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Inzimam don’t understand english

It is said that inzamam don’t understand english.
Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.
Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. ”

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Malomati sawal?

Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?

drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!

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Pehlay kiss karo…

Pehlay kiss karo…
phir bister per laitao…
phir dono tangein uper kark….
thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho…

ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo……

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Kiss Karun?

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai

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ye swetar apk liye hai

Ye swetar apk liye hai
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Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.
Happy thandii..

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Hila zor se hila

Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila

jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega

warana halwa jal jayega:P

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