Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection

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Cream ke Add main face dikhaya…

Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating

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Rating: 3.9/5 (68 votes cast)

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

Kuch lena tha usay…

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

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Rating: 3.4/5 (77 votes cast)

Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai

3 Facts of Life:

Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.

Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.

Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (104 votes cast)

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Khussra wanted to join army

Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don’t have LUN.

Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!

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Rating: 3.3/5 (50 votes cast)

Be extra careful…..

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Be extra careful…..

In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.

KHANA Waqt Per Khana.

ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.

SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.

Q K.

8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.

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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)

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Rating: 3.7/5 (99 votes cast)

Inzimam don’t understand english

It is said that inzamam don’t understand english.
Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.
Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. ”

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Rating: 3.7/5 (46 votes cast)

Malomati sawal?

Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?

drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!

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Rating: 3.6/5 (65 votes cast)

kitni kaali ho tum…

One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (64 votes cast)

Pehlay kiss karo…

Pehlay kiss karo…
phir bister per laitao…
phir dono tangein uper kark….
thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho…

ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo……

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Rating: 3.2/5 (71 votes cast)

Kiss Karun?

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai

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Rating: 4.1/5 (64 votes cast)

Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai

Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain,
In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.

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Rating: 3.5/5 (40 votes cast)

Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide…

Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide

1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE

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Rating: 3.5/5 (87 votes cast)

Pakray hum jatay hain.

aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha…….
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain…!!! q?

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Rating: 3.4/5 (79 votes cast)

ye swetar apk liye hai

Ye swetar apk liye hai
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/ /!D!!SR\ \
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!…!!…..!
Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.
Happy thandii..

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Rating: 3.5/5 (288 votes cast)

Hila zor se hila

Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila

jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega

warana halwa jal jayega:P

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Rating: 3.8/5 (1093 votes cast)