Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection

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Eik sardar ki suhag raat th

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…
par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…

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Rating: 3.7/5 (106 votes cast)

kyun latka hua ye kela hai…

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe

Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

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Rating: 3.5/5 (67 votes cast)

bachcay ka full ticket lage ga…

conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

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Rating: 3.6/5 (109 votes cast)

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Pehlay kiss karo..

Pehlay kiss karo..
Phir shirt utaro..
Phir fuck karo..
Kitna asan hai sex karna !!

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Rating: 3.0/5 (75 votes cast)

Pehlay hath mein pakro!

Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)

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Rating: 3.8/5 (54 votes cast)

barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho

barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay
neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho..

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Rating: 3.7/5 (76 votes cast)

Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao

Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.

Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!

Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao

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Rating: 3.4/5 (76 votes cast)

4 facts…

4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain

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Rating: 3.7/5 (57 votes cast)

Kya taklif hai…

Doctor: Kya taklif hai?

Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.

Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

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Rating: 3.5/5 (71 votes cast)

16 crore awam kahey teri MAA ko

3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi…
pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain…

doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain….

teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..

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Rating: 3.5/5 (65 votes cast)

Jo mila aurat ko mila!!

Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
Hont milay chuswany ko,
Mammay milay dabwanay ko,
Phuddi mili chudwanay ko.

Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko???
so hilao…

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Rating: 3.8/5 (119 votes cast)

Cream ke Add main face dikhaya…

Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating

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Rating: 3.9/5 (68 votes cast)

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

Kuch lena tha usay…

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

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Rating: 3.4/5 (77 votes cast)

Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai

3 Facts of Life:

Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.

Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.

Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (104 votes cast)

Khussra wanted to join army

Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don’t have LUN.

Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!

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Rating: 3.3/5 (50 votes cast)

Be extra careful…..

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Be extra careful…..

In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.

KHANA Waqt Per Khana.

ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.

SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.

Q K.

8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.

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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)

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Rating: 3.7/5 (99 votes cast)

Inzimam don’t understand english

It is said that inzamam don’t understand english.
Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.
Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. ”

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Rating: 3.7/5 (46 votes cast)

Malomati sawal?

Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?

drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!

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Rating: 3.6/5 (65 votes cast)

kitni kaali ho tum…

One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (64 votes cast)

Pehlay kiss karo…

Pehlay kiss karo…
phir bister per laitao…
phir dono tangein uper kark….
thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho…

ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo……

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Rating: 3.2/5 (71 votes cast)