Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (402 votes cast)

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar…

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

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Rating: 3.7/5 (673 votes cast)

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain

Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.

Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.

Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.

Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

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Rating: 3.8/5 (636 votes cast)

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Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho

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Rating: 3.5/5 (383 votes cast)

Wo kon sa player hai

‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:

Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???
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Sania Mirza..

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Rating: 3.9/5 (682 votes cast)

Hath kese Thamon

7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti

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) ):_//( ? G sir
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Rating: 3.6/5 (579 votes cast)

jAAN nikal jati hai

Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!

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Rating: 3.7/5 (744 votes cast)

Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

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Rating: 3.8/5 (274 votes cast)

Neeche mat jao

Nahi plz

Neeche mat jao na

Kuch ho jaye ga

Plz

Dekho aisa mat karo

Maan jao na plz

Warna

â?¦Ho jaye ga

Plz mat jao

Aaah

Dekha

Ho gaya na

SMS Khatam!

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Rating: 3.7/5 (338 votes cast)

Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

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Rating: 3.8/5 (336 votes cast)

Girl and boy lost in jungle

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (359 votes cast)

6 Inch ka hai.

6 Inch ka hai.

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Size normal he

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Mazboot he

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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he

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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain

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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…

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LG KG 195

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Rating: 3.7/5 (202 votes cast)

Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?

Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day

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Rating: 3.9/5 (225 votes cast)

KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA..

AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : WOH KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI

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Rating: 3.8/5 (238 votes cast)

Is dress ka kya price hai?

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi ;)

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Rating: 3.8/5 (249 votes cast)

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??

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Rating: 4.0/5 (259 votes cast)

munna yahin se bahar ata he??

Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??

larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.

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thodi der baad

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school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.

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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,

lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.

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Rating: 3.7/5 (139 votes cast)

Wife computer on kartay huay boli

Wife computer on kartay huay boli:

janu apna password batana ?

Husband:

lulli

Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha:

“Your password is too short”

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Rating: 3.7/5 (201 votes cast)

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:

Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?

BV:

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr)

Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

BV:

Yehi K

Namaz parho

Rozy rakho,

Zakat do,

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:

Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.

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Rating: 3.5/5 (147 votes cast)

Girl check up k liye gai

Girl check up k liye gai

Dr ki niyat khrab hogi

Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,

Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?

Dr:Checkup k liye,

Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?

Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye

Dr Starts fucking

Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?

Dr:Aids checkup

Girl:

check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi

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Rating: 3.8/5 (183 votes cast)