Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain

Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.

Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.

Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.

Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho

‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:

Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???
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Sania Mirza..

7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti

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Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

Nahi plz

Neeche mat jao na

Kuch ho jaye ga

Plz

Dekho aisa mat karo

Maan jao na plz

Warna

â?¦Ho jaye ga

Plz mat jao

Aaah

Dekha

Ho gaya na

SMS Khatam!

Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.

Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day

AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : WOH KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi ;)