Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:

Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?

BV:

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr)

Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

BV:

Yehi K

Namaz parho

Rozy rakho,

Zakat do,

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:

Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.

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Girl check up k liye gai

Girl check up k liye gai

Dr ki niyat khrab hogi

Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,

Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?

Dr:Checkup k liye,

Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?

Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye

Dr Starts fucking

Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?

Dr:Aids checkup

Girl:

check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi

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Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai

Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai,

1=Cmfrtble

2=Supportive

3=Tight

4=Girny na dy

Or

5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;-

Oye Brazier.

Kaisa hai tu ? Hahahahaha

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Rating: 3.7/5 (97 votes cast)

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Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..

Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?..
Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai”
Orat ne uskay neechay hath lagaya or boli nai ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao,
Dusri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli ye faisalabad ki hai,
Teesri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli haan ye Lahore ki hai,ye de do..
Pesay denay k bad orat boli ay bhai tum kahan k ho..?
Murgi wala sharmatay huay, ab ye bhi ap khud hi check kar ke bta di jiye….

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Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya

Wakeel : Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya,
Uss Waqt Tum Ney Kiya Cheez Uthai Hoi Thi ?

Aadmi : Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein…

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1 larki ki shadi…

1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi,
wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai,
Juda hotay waqt apne lover k kaan me boli:

“Jaan…!
Mutthon me Yad rkhna.

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Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain..

1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen
Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!

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Rating: 3.9/5 (141 votes cast)

kela kesy dega?

Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’

banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12

Lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi

deta hai to upar aaja..

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Larki Se Touch ho raha tha

1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.

Larki:
“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”

Pathan:
“Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-

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Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi…

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.

Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?

Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.

Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.

Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.

UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein

“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”

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Pappu offered Girl for sex

Pappu offered Girl 4 sex
Girl:
tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay?

Papu:
janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta
Mgr phaar to skta hy;)

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Women personality…

Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size
32:Innocent
34:Beautiful
36:Sexy
38:Agressive
40:Hungry
42: playful
44:daring
46:Wild
48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)

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Khusra police interview k liye gya…

Khusra police interview k liye gya.
Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.
Khusra,
taali mar k,
haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy

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Rating: 4.1/5 (98 votes cast)

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New English 2 Urdu Dictionary

Selfish
Bharwa

Bitch
Randi

Agent
Dalla

Stupid man
Chutiya

Ignore
Lund pe charh

Heavy Loss
Gand Phatna

Severe Loss
Gand phat k hath mein ajana

Danger
Gand galay mein ajana

Jealous
Jhantain jal jana

Run Away
Gand Dikhana

Welcome
Tattay Uthana…

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Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…

Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha
Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi
to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya !

Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm Jo Kahoge Mai Kroongi

Pathan : to phir Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…

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Gori karnay k 3 Tarikay

gand Gori karnay k 3 Tarikay,
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Mujhe Pata tha tu zaroor Parhay ga,
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Salay
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kali gand walay.

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1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya

1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya, 12 glass p gaya,
Bar keeper: Tumhen charhti nahi?
Jin: May jin hun.
Bar keeper: charh gai behan k loray ko…:-)

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papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya

BOY: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya

PAPA: Oh hmara beta to jwan ho gya hy is khushi me party krty hen

BETA: aj nhi papa kal krte hen
aj gand me boht dard hy.

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Aurat ka doodh…

Aurat
ka
doodh
phat nahi sakta,
Lekin Latak sakta hai
Is liye
Pehle sochiye
Phir nochiye…

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Aankhon Main Haya Ho To…

Aankhon Main Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi Hai,
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Nahi To Naqaabon Se Bhi Hotay Hain Isharay chudai K…

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