Hindi Adult SMS Messages Collection

Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain,
In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.

Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide

1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE

aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha…….
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain…!!! q?

imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.

Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila

jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega

warana halwa jal jayega:P

thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

ah
oh

dheere
ah

mar gayi
ah
oh

ahah

chal ab bas kar

1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga