Hindi April Fools SMS Messages Collection

Aisa DOSTANA hamara
Mai KASHTI tu kinara
Mai DHANUSH tu teer
Mai MATAR tu paneer
Mai VARSHA tu badal
Mai RAJMA tu chawal
Mai HOT tu cool

Mai APRIL tu….?

In haseeno se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly

Busssssssssssssss!!!!!!
Hans mat….
yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya…..

Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA….???? :)

Nigahon ko nigahon se mila ker to dekho….,

dil ki bat ek bar bata ker to dekho…,

sab kareeb aney lagen ge teray…,

ek hafta lagatar NAHA ker to dekho

Jab tum aaine ke paas jate ho to aaina kehta hai “beautiful beautiful”

aur jab tum aaine se dour jate ho to aaina kehta hai “aprilfool, aprilfool “

In hasino se Rasm-e-Wafa aur Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…

 
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mery ghar ka sara kaam ker do

Tu thi paas to tha ek bahana jeeny ka,

Ab tu nahi to is zindagi ko bhi khair jeena kya!

Ab to teri yadon main hi hain mashgul hum,..

Khair woh baat alag k har lamhy main bante hain april fool hum..

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Karenge To Kya Hoga….?

 
Socho Yar….

 
Simple Yar ….

 
Unki Topi Gir Jayegi aur kiya hoga.. ;-)

Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?

A-21
B-48
C-65
D-84

Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?

Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi…. :)

Yad hai hum pehle kahan mily thy……

car ruki,
khirki khuli,
nazron se nazren mili
aur apne kaha,…..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! :)

Attendence plz..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

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