Hindi April Fools SMS Messages Collection

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Karenge To Kya Hoga….?

 
Socho Yar….

 
Simple Yar ….

 
Unki Topi Gir Jayegi aur kiya hoga.. ;-)

Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?

A-21
B-48
C-65
D-84

Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?

Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi…. :)

Yad hai hum pehle kahan mily thy……

car ruki,
khirki khuli,
nazron se nazren mili
aur apne kaha,…..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! :)

Attendence plz..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Honton se jo cho liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hain, Aur sanson main Aag ab tak hai
Aur kyon na ho… Khai Bhi to “HARI Mirchi” hai  :)

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
main khisti tu kinara ,

 
main matar tu paneer ,
main barish tu badal ,
main rajma tu chawal,
main hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

Dard bhara ek shair arz hai…
hath pe lag gayi sui
arz kiya hai
hath pe lag gayi sui
zara tawajja se sunain
hath pe lag gayi sui

oui oui oui oui oui  :)

FOOL se
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath
wish kiya,
“U r the most beauti FOOL,
wonderFOOL
& colorFOOL
amongst all FOOLS……..!!!!!!!

Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,
Mai Hot tu Cool,
Mai April tu…?

For Pepsi “Shahrukh”
For Coke “Aamir”
For Mirinda “Vivek”
For fanta “Rani”
& For Thums Up “Akshay”
Don’t worry
For Bante wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!
“Happy April Fool Day”

ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana

ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana

uper vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe zaror batana :)

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo”

Hawa hi hawa hai.
Happy April Fool Day

Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!

India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!

Bewakuf April fool!