
Hindi Exam SMS Messages Collection
koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko daini ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
After Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???
Guess……!!!
“Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me”:-)
Har Sawal Se Dut Kar Ladna..
Phanikney Me Kami Mat Karna..
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna..
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna..
Aage Waley Ka Paper Apna Samajhna..
Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah…
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,
Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,
Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray…Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dey!
Kuch Is tarhan Tera Paper Mere Paper se Milade
Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….
WHY V Dnt study da whole year and spend sleeples nyts durng EXAMS?
Bcz,
Sahil k sukon se hame inkar nhi
pr..
TUFANO se kashti nikalne ka maza he or hai.
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakro yaron,
Ghadi k kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to doji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.”
Yahoooooooooo……!
Exam ki sari tayyari hogai
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Pen
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Pencil
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Scale
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Eraser
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Sab tayari hogai
Ab Bus
Perhna baki hai…..
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar
Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga.
Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia…. ![]()
A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….
Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye Dil Ghabraye
UNIVERSITY ne NaJane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K Chalta Hai
Kya Karon Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai ![]()
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Maine bhi!!!
3rd:Shit yar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hey:p
Lets Play A GAME..
Its Very Interesting..
Ready?
3
2
1
START..
Kia Start?
Kameenay Parh Lay
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.
Exams Horahe Hain…







