Hindi Exam SMS Messages Collection

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakro yaron,

Ghadi k kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to doji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.”

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Rating: 4.1/5 (65 votes cast)

Exam ki sari tayyari hogai…

Yahoooooooooo……!

 

 

Exam ki sari tayyari hogai

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Pen

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Pencil

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Scale

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Eraser

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Sab tayari hogai
Ab Bus

 

 

Perhna baki hai…..

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Rating: 4.2/5 (80 votes cast)

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar

Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga.

Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai?

Baita: shuru kisnay kia…. :)

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Rating: 4.0/5 (120 votes cast)

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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)
Exam Pas Aye Dil Ghabraye
UNIVERSITY ne NaJane Kya Paper Banaye,
Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K Chalta Hai
Kya Karon Haye
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai  :o

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Rating: 4.1/5 (60 votes cast)

Our Books ll Sing A Song,

After Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???

 

Guess……!!!

 

 

 

“Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me”:-)

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3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam

1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Maine bhi!!!

3rd:Shit yar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hey:p

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Rating: 4.2/5 (42 votes cast)

Its Very Interesting..

Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

3

2

1

START..
Kia Start?

Kameenay Parh Lay

Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.

Exams Horahe Hain…

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Atif Aslam Live In An Exam…

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah…

Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe Chapa Day,

Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,

Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,

Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray…Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dey!

Kuch Is tarhan Tera Paper Mere Paper se Milade

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Rating: 4.3/5 (96 votes cast)

Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.

Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
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Akhir kb tk ho ga ye zulm ?
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Ab humain aisy papers chahien..
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Total marks.50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
(3,5,2)
2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
muni,kaki,bachi
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3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya.
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4.Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty.
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
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5.Tum_____aye.
Pass,ghar,yaad
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New pattren Fwd to all teachers.
Make the paper like this.:-p

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Rating: 4.3/5 (70 votes cast)

Tenu pen pencil di pai aye

B-)Techr in Exam-
Y r u stressed?
Did u forget ur rollno? Pen? Calculater?
;->BOY – O chup karja
Ethe men Galat subject di Booti le aya .Tenu pen pencil di pai aye.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (38 votes cast)

A MBA Student to a Sweeper….

A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….
     
Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….

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Rating: 4.3/5 (60 votes cast)

koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi,

koi chez bewafai se barh ker kia hogi,

Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko daini ho jawani main saza,

to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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Rating: 3.8/5 (19 votes cast)

Exam ke le-e kuch sabh

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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Rating: 3.9/5 (34 votes cast)

Har Sawal Se Dut Kar Ladna..

Har Sawal Se Dut Kar Ladna..
Phanikney Me Kami Mat Karna..
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna..
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna..
Aage Waley Ka Paper Apna Samajhna..

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Rating: 3.4/5 (26 votes cast)

Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane

Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane

College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane

Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main

Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….

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Rating: 4.2/5 (53 votes cast)

Why we Don’t study the whole year…

WHY V Dnt study da whole year and spend sleeples nyts durng EXAMS?
Bcz,

Sahil k sukon se hame inkar nhi
pr..
TUFANO se kashti nikalne ka maza he or hai.

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