Hindi Flirt SMS Messages Collection

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.

Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia
Wife:Kon thi ye?
Husband:

Tum plz Mera dimagh kharab mat karo!
Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.

What is a Girlfriend.?

Answer:
Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k
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“JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay”;)

Aaankhon mai pani ,dil me ruvani de gaye

na jane aisa kya tha aapme

ki meri har chiz aapki sewa ke liye diwani ho gaye.

‘Boy:
mujh say shadi karo ge???

Girl:
NO…
Boy:
But why???

Girl:
Ghar walay nae maanay gay..

Boy:
ghar mein kon kon hai?

Girl:
1 Husband aur 7 bachy….!:P;)’

Barra mushkil hai school ki “miss” se pyar karna
”””””””””””””DOST”””””””””’
LOVE Letter bheja tha,

signature kr k 3 galtya nikal de
(‘.’)
<))>dekh yar

/ / home work thorri tha.

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai

Tumhara Tha, Tumhara
Hun, Tumhara He Rahunga,
Mere Baray Me Iss Darjaa
Ghalat Fehmi Me Matt
Rehna… !

Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai
Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai
Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.