Hindi Flirt SMS
Hindi Flirt SMS Messages Collection
Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre Ko
Kyu Nahi Samjh Pate?
Kyu Ki Upar Wale Ne Ladke Ko
Achcha Dimag Diya Hai
Aur
Ladki Ko Achaha Dil,
Magar Ladki Dimag Se Sochti Hai
Aur Ladke Dil Se.
Its True!
Dear Jigers! Miss U yaroo
Tum dosto k bagair Life aesi hai
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Jesyyyy
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jese imran hashmi ki movie radio pe chal rahi ho……really yar :D
Naa Saath! Hai Ko!, Na Humsfar Ha! Ko!,
Naa Hum K!s! K, Naa Humra Ha! Ko!,
Par Apko Dekh Kr Keh Skte Ha!,
K! 2st Tho Hmara Bh! Ha! Ko!……….
Log Kehten H ke Khuda Ne
Apko Badi Fursat Me Banaya H,
Simple Si Baat H, Faltu Kam Fursat
Me Hi Tho Kiye Jaten H…..
Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to pareshani hogi,
Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??
Woh kehta rehta hay, bari majbooriyan hain waqt ki
Saaf lafzon mein woh khud ko bay-wafa nahi kehtaa
Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do,
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.
Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
Ye muskan
Ye jazbay
Ye moj
Ye masti
Ye rishtey
Ye wady
Ye sangeet
Ye pyar
Ye dosti
Ye dil
Sab kuch adhoora hai
“Aap ke Bina”…
Dulha:
Me Shadi Sy Phely 20 Larkiyon K 7 Chakr chla chuka Hon
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Dulhan:
Mjhy Pata Tha K Jab Humary Sitary Milty Hain
To Kartoot B Zarur Milty Hon gy.;-
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTY HAIN DOSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
WAH….WAH…. WAH….WAH….
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTY HAIN DOSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
AUR HUM DARD BHARE GAANE LIKHTY HAIN APNA HAAL DEKH KAR….
Dosti kro JAZZ wali se.
Pyar kro TELENOR wali se.
Date maro WARID wali se.
Ankh larao ZONG wali se.
Gift lo UFONE wali se
Or
SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se.
Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…
John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.
Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.
