Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection

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HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain

Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi

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FARAZ ki pitai

Hogai Karachi university mein FARAZ ki pitai…
Kyon k railly thi jamiat ki or wo keh raha tha…
Altaf Bhai.” ” Altaf Bhai.””

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A song 4 u…

A song 4 u .. ..!
Agar tum mil jao . . .
tumhari taangein tor deinge hum…
Tumhain paa kar..
Tumhare peeche kuttay chohr denge hum..!.
Bas tum mil jao.

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Aisa kalyug aayega

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

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Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad

Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad Halaak ho gaye

Marnay k baad b Onki ongliyaan hilti rahin

Investigation se pata chala k 1 k pas Djuice aur dosray k pas Ufone tha.

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Aey chal chal hawa aane de

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
Aey chal chal hawa aane de

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RUKHSTI k time

RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht mara

Ringtone lgi thi

Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly
Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly.

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Why I SMS U

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

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Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

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bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?
.
.
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Ji haan aapne bilkul sahi
guess kiya
.
.
Ye aizaaz sirf K.E.S.C ko hasil hai

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Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…

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Mujhe Bimari Hay

Pathan Dr se:
Mujhe Bimari Hy

Khane K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti

Sone K Bad Nend Nhi Ati

Kam Kron To Thak Jata Hun

Dr:-
Sari Raat Dhoop Mein Betho Theek Ho jao ge,,

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jAAN nikal jati hai

Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!

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Delivery free hai

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

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Kya aap Close Up karte hain?

Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain?
“MOBILE” k bill se darte hain?
To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?

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BV Chahiye

Beta Apni Ammi Se: Ammi
Mujhey Dukh Den
Tention Den

Barbad Kar Den
Merey Pichhey Bhoot Laga Den

Ammi Ne Kaha
Kaminay Shortcut Main Bol Na
“BV Chahiye”

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Wah Faraz wah

Wah Faraz wah,

Aankhon men nammi thi
aur
Vitamins ki kammi
thi,
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.

..
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Jis se sari
raat baat ki
wo
girl friend ki ammi thi :

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Mere pair zameen par na rahe

SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.

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Jan Jan Jan…

Jan

Jan
;-)

Jan

Jan
;-)

Jan

Jan
;-)

Jan Chor Do Mobile ki

Mere sMs K Deewano

Har Waqt Mobile Hath Men Liye

Mere sMs Ka Wait Karty ha!

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