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Battery Low…

Pathan:
yar aj muje ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off hogaya

2nd Pathan:
kiya likha tha?

pathan:
battery low

2nd Pathan: mujhe send kr sab ko daraaon ga.

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SMS bhejne me kanjoos kon?

Kash aap BAKRi hotay,
ham ap ko ghas khilate,
pyar se aap k kaan hilate,
Or pochte,
SMS bhejne me kanjos
kon?
Mein?
Ya
Ap!
To aap pyar se boltay
men..men.men

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Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika

Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika
Dono ne apne kapde tyag diye
Ek ne desh ke liye
Dusre ne deshwasio ke liye

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Let me try

Once God came up 2 me & granted me a wish.
I asked 4 “world peace”.
“That’s impossible”, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give U brain.
He said “Let me try world peace”

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Dosti ki azeem misal!

pathan ne mobile lia tu doston ne kaha mithai khilaow!

pathan bazar gaya!
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mobile bech k mithai le aya. :

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yeh aadat kahan se lag gai…

Whenever u feel to study..

go into ur room..

just sit down..

relax,
take a deep breath..

slap urself and say:

“yeh aadat kahan se lag gai” ;-).

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Ek pathan Cycle chalaty

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha,
rasty mein ek Aurat se takra gaya.

Aurat chilla kar boli “Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? “

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

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Bachelor’s Prayer

Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey
Hare murari,miley kuvari
Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan
Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.

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Sorry recharge khattam ho gaya

Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya.

Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare?

Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao, “I Luv U”

Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 Rs mein.

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Tute huye dil se pyaar

Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

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koi masly wali baat nhi hai…

<(",)> KaaÑ
(( KhoL kr
JL SuÑLo
Agr 5 m¡Ñte Ma¡ ko¡ SmS Ñhi Aaya
to?
to?

Thori dair baad kr dena,
koi masly wali baat nhi hai

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Kicking in my stomach

Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing
Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach….

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Meri bhi yahi dua hai

Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.

Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.

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Paani ko ullu banaya

Raniii: Aaj Mainay Paani Ko Ullu Banaya

Nad2909: Woh kaisay?

Raniii: Aaj mainay nahaane k liye paani garam kiya aur thanday se naha liya.

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Differences

- It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage.

- It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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Family planing…

Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai

Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy

Pathan: Aye thy!
Hm sb Sipara parh rh thy wo Madrsa smhj
Kr wapas chaly gy.

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Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

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