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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
1 Pathan:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He
2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!
1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He
Bohot Moti Wife;-)
Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
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Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain
pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain
rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain
ek sms to kardiya karo
paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
English Mother- Good night dear
Hindu Mther-Shub raatri beta
Muslim Mother-Shaba khair
Apni Mother- is mobile ko aag laga dungi kambakhat so ja :D :p
“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh?
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“AQALMAND”
“Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh?
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“HUSBAND” . .
Samunder bhar syllabus hain,
Nadi bhar padh pate hain,
Balti bhar yaad reheta hain,
Mug bhar likh pate hain,
Chullu bhar number aate hain,
Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
Accident took place. Crowd gathered.
Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu.
Crowd made way for him but it was a donkeys accident.
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
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A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
begum
“sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?
begum
“1 dum
admi
“to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.
Whats the Coolest Thing;
About an Examination Hall??
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Its The Only Place Where;
Boys can Openly Say to a Girl:
“KUCH TO DIKHA DO..”
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija
Hoon zaroor, magar,
Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
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