Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection

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3 Dant kaisy toot gai

Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi
Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity.
Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha :P

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Wo kaun hai?

Wo kaun hai?
Jo ishq me hai?
Jo mann me hai?
Jo dil me hai?
Magar dhadkan me nahi?
Jyada soch mat stupid
Vo hai ‘Amir khan’

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Sochti hon k ….

Sochti hon k

 

yeh daulat

 

yeh bangla

 
yeh car
yeh dunya bhar k aish-o-aram
yeh bank balance

 

sab chor k kahin chali jaon

 

laikin phir sochti hon

 

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Pehle yeh sab milay to sahi… [:)]

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Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Husband: Google !!!

Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?

Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D

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Agar pyaar aapse pyar kare

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,
Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare.
Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare,
Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.

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Musibaton Ka Muqabla…

“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo”

“Aur”

“Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo”

Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.

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Plz jhoot bolna band karo.

Meri yaad aye,”yaad karo”.
Zyada aye ,”sms karo”.
Ussey zyada aye ,”phone karo”.
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo,
Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to,
Plz jhoot bolna band karo.

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Shadi Me BMW Mili He…

1 Pathan:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He

2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!

1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He

Bohot Moti Wife;-)

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Jo “colgate” karte ho?

Subah ko haste ho,
Shaam ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time bhe haste ho,
Kya samjhte ho,
Aap akele hi,
Jo “colgate” karte ho?

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What is so interesting?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!

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Go Nawaz Go

Go Nawaz go,
Go Shehbaz go,

yeh message 20 logon ko send karo aaj raat Maryam Nawaz ap kay khawab main ayegi
1 dost nay jhoot samjha & yeh msms aagy fwd naheen kia tha…

raat ko us k khuwab main Gullu Butt agaya tha

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Be extra careful…..

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Be extra careful…..

In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.

KHANA Waqt Per Khana.

ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.

SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.

Q K.

8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.

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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)

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Kunware hum bhi nahin

Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.

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Aap kaise soch sakte haiki

Ghantaghar tod dunga
Ring road ko mod dunga
Sahid gate fod dunga
Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga

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Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge.
Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ??
Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge ..

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Kutte ka cake

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain
Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai
bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge

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