Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection

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Be extra careful…..

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Be extra careful…..

In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.

KHANA Waqt Per Khana.

ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.

SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.

Q K.

8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.

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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)

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“PIYASA CROW”…..

“PIYASA CROW”

Once din he was piyasa.He finding paani.But paani was kidro na labba.
He guzra from jungle.He was vekhiya one gharra.Magar paani was thora.
He sochya ek plane.He pick some wattey and sutey into the ghara.
Pani was uper come.He drank ji bhar k.

Moral:thori si mehnat se english boli ja jaskti hai :p

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Agar muskurana ho to

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna,
pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,
aur agar sada muskurana ho to,
Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.

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Life style Menu

Life style Menu may welcome,
Menu hai:
CALL ke liye 1 dabaiye
ENGAGEMENT k liye 2 dabaiye
SHAADI k liye 3 dabaiye
Or
DOOSRI BIWI k liye pehli ka gala dabaiye.

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Santa’s Slam book

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I m on tour.

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There is an earthquake

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?
Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..

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When Heart fails..

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

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Khaane mein kya hai?

Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai.
Pati: Khaane mein kya hai??
Patni: Zehar!!
Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..

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Aap kaise soch sakte haiki

Ghantaghar tod dunga
Ring road ko mod dunga
Sahid gate fod dunga
Titanic ko fevicolse jod dunga
Aap kaise soch sakte haiki mai aap ko sms karna chod dunga

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Bhakt aur Bhagwan

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

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