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Larki:
Aaj se Hmara
Rishta khtm
Hm ek dosry ko
Sary Gift Wapis krte hen.
Larka:
Thek hy Easy
Load se Shuru krte hen.
Larki:
Allaaaah Mazak kr rhi thi
pagal.
Dear Jigers! Miss U yaroo
Tum dosto k bagair Life aesi hai
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Jesyyyy
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jese imran hashmi ki movie radio pe chal rahi ho……really yar :D
Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye
Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To
Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch
Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum
Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina
Chandni Bekaar Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar
Mere SMS Bina Aapki website Bekaar!:)
*pukha kutta*
0nce there was a pukha kutta
He was very pukha
He phiring loor loor
He dekhya the shop of chacha feeka
He chuked one botti from there
And nassed away speeto speeet
Jb he guzra from naalay aalay pul to
He saw 1 hor kutta
He become very shoda
His soch was kutyaan wali
He challaang lagai in da ganda naala for khiching botti from duja kuta
But his apni boti v pani vich diging
MORAL:-
“Improve your English…:-):p
Suna hy. . .
Miyaan aur Bevi
1 Gaari k 2 paiye hain…!!!
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Koi meri AMMI se pochay,
Mjse kab tak One wheeling karwani hay??? :D :D :D
Ya Allah….
Ye Safar ka Mahina hay.
Is safar k Mahinay Mein Mujhy
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HUMSAFAR Mil Jaye.:)
Ameen
Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,
Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,
Lekin in hasino ko kaun bachayega..
hum KAMINO Se :) Wah wah!!
Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank u..
Boy: Only thank u..??
Girl : u want kiss na,,?
Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… ;)
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!
Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;->
Faraz Ka Aakhri Shair, Jo Us ne
Hospital men Ek Nurse Ko Kaha Roz
Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein
Roz Rehti Ho Is Kafan Jaisay Libas Mein —–
Aj Kala Joraa Paaa Saadi Farmaish Tay
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae…..
Paper ho par result na aye…….
Class ho par teacher na aye……
Bus me baithe par college na jaye…….
Picnic jae aur vapas na aye……
Hafte me 3 din ho or fir Sunday aye…….
Sote rahe din bhar…sham ko ghumne jae……
Hum bilkul na padhe aur pass ho jae……
Sab dost sath rahe or chuttiyan manae…..
Jise chahte he dil se wo apna ho jae……
Barish me bhige aur joor se gana gaye…….
Duniya bhool jaye fir bacche ban jaye…….
Bheed se dur yuhi duniya banae……
Sari jindgi bas yuhi kat jae……..
Kash ye sare sapne sach ho jae………
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae.. !
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
