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Ap ko mri kon si adat zehr lagti hy?
jis pe apka mera gala dabane ko dil karta hai?
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Reply krne wala apni maut ka khud zimmedar hoga.
I can Prove, that My
Friends are Perfect:
BECAUSE,,,,, I’M The Best
Example Of their Choice:):)
Taliyaaaa………
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat!
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!”
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
Wife: Chalo na aaj hum bahar chalte hain
aur car me drive karungi…
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Husband:Iska matlab hum jayenge car me
aur ayenge akhbar me …:)P
Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya
Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?”
Khan: Hum patthar se keel thok rahe thay, Hum ko ek admi bola khan apna khopri istemal karo!
Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.
Woh yeh hai ke:
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOugart especially with rice
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo
Sirf ek bar..
December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,
Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,
Woh haseen lamhaat,
Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,
Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,
Jub tum ne..
Kaha tha!
Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho..
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thoda aur aage…
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nahi dikhi
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HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.
Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat
Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah!kia larki thi
Wife:Akeli aye hogi?
Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata?
Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha…!
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge,
Tumhari aane wali sari naslain,
Kuttay ki maut marengi,
Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge!
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Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor the
Boys are comfortable !!
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