Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection

Kaun sala dhakka diya

Life is difficult,
Full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
But if u fall down,
just standup straight,
Be confident & say…

“KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA”

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Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Cut off mu dog’s tail

Doctor cut off my dog’s tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us &
I don’t want anything 2 make her think
she’s welcomed.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Maine tujhe dekha

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

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Rating: 3.8/5 (37 votes cast)

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Sunder lal chadda…

Techer: What is your father name in english?
Student: Beautiful red underwear
Teacher: R u joking?
Student say: My father name is sunder lal chadda

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Rating: 3.3/5 (4 votes cast)

HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY

“HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY”

Jo ap ko Jin Bhoot lage ye msg os ko send kro.

Me ne to kr dia
Hai ab mujhe wapis send kr k Zakoota hone ka Saboot mat daina..:-)

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Rating: 3.5/5 (13 votes cast)

Teacher and Tommy

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

koi masly wali baat nhi hai…

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(( KhoL kr
JL SuÑLo
Agr 5 m¡Ñte Ma¡ ko¡ SmS Ñhi Aaya
to?
to?

Thori dair baad kr dena,
koi masly wali baat nhi hai ;-)

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Rating: 4.4/5 (15 votes cast)

Naha ke chal diye

Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye

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Rating: 3.6/5 (22 votes cast)

Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha

Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone.
Sardar: Hello kaun?
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (5 votes cast)

Aaj mein ek baat keh kar rahoon ga

Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.

Woh yeh hai ke:

I

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOugart especially with rice

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Rating: 4.0/5 (18 votes cast)

Poori cycle marne ki..

Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

The people of Germany

Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called?
Student : I don’t know.

Teacher : They are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student : They are called Germs.

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FARaZ apni Begum se

:: FARaZ apni Begum se:

Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfein
Ae JAAN-E-FARAZ
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Agli Baar Khaanay Main Baal Aya To Ganja Kar Donga.

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Hapy life jinay ka…

Hapy life jinay ka

tension nai lane ka

achy khwab daikne ka

mast life guzarne ka

jin boot se nahi darne ka

bole to

shesha nai daikhne ka:-)

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Rating: 4.6/5 (10 votes cast)

I want devorce

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

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Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai…

Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai…
Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai
Aur ek kharcha karta raheta hai bus.

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Rating: 4.0/5 (25 votes cast)

Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai

Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (228 votes cast)

Bond and a dog

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA.!!”

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Rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)

Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta…

Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why do you want 2 die?
Husband: Mai itni dher shari khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

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