Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection

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Jan Chor Do Mobile ki

Mere sMs K Deewano

Har Waqt Mobile Hath Men Liye

Mere sMs Ka Wait Karty ha!

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Kintna padhe ho

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae

Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae.

Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..

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Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye

Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye,
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Jab kOi Mushkil Par Jaye,

tO,

tO,

tO,

,, ??? (“.)<))> JL

tO Me Kya KrOon?

“KAM KYUN KRTY HO AYSY ;-)

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6 Inch ka hai.

6 Inch ka hai.

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Size normal he

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Mazboot he

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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he

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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain

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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…

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LG KG 195

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Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver…

Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..

 
Nahi Samjhay?????

 
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p

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puttar andar se mre daant le aa..

Dada: puttar andar se mre daant le aa..

pota: par dada g abi to roti nae paki..

dada: puttar roti nae khani.. samne wali buddhi nu smile deni hy..:-D

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My nights are becoming sleepless

My nights are becoming sleepless,
My days r becoming restless.
So i asked god,”Is this love?”
God said,”Idiot…Garmi shuru ho gayi!”

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Sardar on an interview

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question:
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.

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Sab se mashoor cheez

Santa singh to his saali: Aap ke saher ki sab se mashoor cheez kaun si hai.
Saali: Koi nahi jija ji, jo mashhoor thi woh to aap le gaye.

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Market mein abh tak nahi aaya

Ye aik naya sms ha jo market mein abh tak nahi aaya!!!








Niche kya dekh rahe ho???
Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aaya
Toh tumharay paas kaise aayega?

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Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai

Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo
Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai
Peeche mudke dekho kameeno
Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai!
Cheers !!!

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1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??

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Dhakka kisne mara

Jindagi muskilo aur toofano se bhari hai
Agar thokar khayiye to himmat mat hariye
Phir se khAde ho jaeye aur…

Jor se chillake puchiye





Dhakka kisne mara???

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Sms diwangi hai jaam nahi

Sms diwangi hai jaam nahi,
Kanto pe chalna aasan kaam nahi,
Yeh toh pal2pal ka junun hai,
Kyun ke sms karna har ek ke bas ki bat nahi.

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Mohabbat ka natija

Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija
Hoon zaroor, magar,
Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija

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Koi aur colour dikha.

A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august.
The salesman gave him a flag.
The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.

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Nitrates

In chemistry class teacher asked a gal What r Nitrates?

Gal answered shyly: Night rates, they are costlier than day.

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Tum nahane ki baat karte hoo

Pani aanay ki baat karte ho
Dil jalane ki baat karte ho
Char din se moo nahi dhoya
Tum nahane ki baat karte ho

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Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:

Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?

BV:

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr)

Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

BV:

Yehi K

Namaz parho

Rozy rakho,

Zakat do,

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:

Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.

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