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Funny SMS Messages Collection
Teacher K.G class ke bachhe se
Ek se Dus tak gino, main aapko KISS karungi.
Baccha: 1 se 100 tak ginu toh kya package available hai !!
6 Inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Zyadaa mota bhi nahi hai.
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2 Larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai toh bolo?
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Full time masti
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Non stop fun
Mera
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LG kg195 Moblie.
A fool looks in miror & thinks: Isko kahi dekha hai!
After a while he remembers: Yeh toh wahi kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album mein meri biwi ke saath khada hai!
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi”
2nd: To kya?
1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
Husband apni biwi ke office gaya toh usne dekha ke uski biwi boss ki godi mein baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Husband: Chalo aajao, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
Purani haweli ke band pade kamre ki dhool bhari tasveer ke peeche lage jaale me fasi makdi ki poonchpar baithe machchhar ki kasam, I MISS U!
Lawyer: “And what did he do then?”
Witness: “He came home, and next morning he was dead.”
Lawyer: “So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?”
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar
Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga.
Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia…. :)
6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
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LG KG 195
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Apne husn par itna guroor na kar
Sab do din ke masti hai
Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam
Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay
Father Asked Him: Yeh kya hai?
Santa Replies: Teacher ke paas stars khatam ho gaye thay iss liye unhone mujhe aande de diye.
Mandir mein jap karta hun,
Masjid mein addab karta hun,
Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun.
Jahan dosti wahin pyar,
jahan pyar wahin muhabat,
jahan muhabat wahan judai,
jahan judai wahin dard,
aur jahan dard wahan 2 Goli Dispreen.häi na’,:)
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi
Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Phir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Jab maine uska haath pakada
Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil tha
Usne mera haath
Haatho mein lekar kaha
Yeh toh janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!
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