Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi book parh rahy hain?
Dada: beta purany qisson ki book hay
Bacha: lekin ye to SEX book hay
Dada: merey liye to puranay qissy hi hain na!

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Aik thi billi

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Aik thi billi

Λ__Λ
(=’;'= )___.._¿_¿______¿_)”-._,

Bus aik hi thi jo ap ko send kr di hai…!

Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Funny SMS

Be extra careful…..

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Be extra careful…..

In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.

KHANA Waqt Per Khana.

ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.

SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.

Q K.

8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.

*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)

Rating: 4.0/5 (20 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Eid SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Dushman

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Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain

(Allama Iqbal)

Hamain Apnay dushman sy bhi piar karna chahiay

(Quaid-e-Azam)

Ab Batao Banda baba ki manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!…. :P :)

Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Posted in: Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha

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1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??

Rating: 3.7/5 (43 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Kamee

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Ye udasss Chehraa :( :(

Ye ankhon me nami hy :( :(

Needo Pia Karo baitaa :P :P

Ye Calcium ki Kamii hy :) :D

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2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.

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2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
“Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.”
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!