Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai mera bhai

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years: Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho? Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa And…

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, Neither can balance a checkbook & Both put too much value on kissing.

Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha. 2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya. 3Rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.…

Apke pas dimagh hy. Chalta nahi wo alag baat hy. Ap smart hain. Koi manta nahi wo alag bat hy. Aap ameer hain. Lakin kanjus hain. Wo alag baat hy.…

Bohat Ehsaan hay Tairee un Nafratoon Ka Mujh Per Tujh sy Mulee Thokar ny Mujhay Sanbhalna Sikhadia

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, Iâ?Tll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show…

If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don’t hesitate, JUST SLAP yourself Mistake aap ki hi…

Make love to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She’ll give u good news on Mothers day & U’ll have a child on children`s day. Don’t try this on everybody. Coz…

Year 1963 …… ……… ………. ……….. Aug 3rd, ….. ……. ………. …….. Evening, 07:48 — — —- —- … KUCH NAHI HUA THA. Chalo apna kaam karo! Sara din sms…

A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2…

“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word…. but do u know what is LOVE? L= Loss O= Of V= Valuable E= Energy…. So don’t LOVE..

Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks & saying that you are the next. They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to…

Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar, pagalon ke maharaja, hindustani bewaqufon k sardar, noore chashme husne paglistan sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!

Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga, Angrezi sharab chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi pager nahi dekha, Aur beta mobile rakhne laga!!!

Ek pal ka jina Kutmir, pudinaa… Jo bhi mera gana pade… Wo kutta kameena…

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.

“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree For not Smsing me. MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’ Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.

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Kamaal tere nakhrey, kamaal tera style hai, Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin Aur haath mein mobile hai?