Hindi Insult SMS Messages Collection

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Hey aasman ke chand taro

Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro…

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Rating: 3.4/5 (5 votes cast)

Romance in the evening

Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

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Rating: 4.1/5 (8 votes cast)

Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan

Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!

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Rating: 4.7/5 (7 votes cast)

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Teri yaad mein humne

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar wo to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…

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Rating: 4.0/5 (4 votes cast)

Shaam hote hi

Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)

Hum kya bana rahe hai?

2 pyaaj
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
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Apko bewkuf, vo bhi Swad anusar…

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Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Tera nakhra

Wah tera nakhra,
Gazab tera style hai,
SMS kabhi karna nahi or
kehte ho mere pas mobile hai

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Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

How many women he had slept with

Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!

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Rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Good at telling lies

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not!

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Rating: 3.5/5 (6 votes cast)

Marrying you

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

Your head is empty

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
Empty and so is your head.

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Rating: 2.5/5 (4 votes cast)

Tum khati bahoot ho

Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho,
mere dil ko tum bhati bahoot ho
dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe,
par suna hai tum khati bahoot ho.

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Rating: 3.3/5 (7 votes cast)

Ap hamari gali main aaye

Ap hamari gali main aaye

 

thora sa sharmaya

 

thora sa muskuraya

 

thora sa ghabraya

 

aur phir zor se bolay ! ” allah k naam pe dede baba”

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Rating: 3.9/5 (8 votes cast)

Aankhon mein shrafat

Aankhon mein shrafat
Chaal mein nazakat
dil main sachaii
chehre main safai
phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai
mera bhai

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Rating: 4.0/5 (62 votes cast)

Changes in a Woman

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Rating: 4.0/5 (72 votes cast)

Dogs and Women

How Dogs and Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (34 votes cast)