Hindi Insult SMS
Hindi Insult SMS Messages Collection
Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain
Laikin kuch log phoolon se bhi ziada khobsurat hote hain
Jaisa k..
“AAP”
“Mujhay hi dekh lain” 
Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai.
Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo msg padh raha hai agr muskuraya to samaj k rishta pakka.
Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya
Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik Ka Pta Kro.
Jub driver wapis aya to us K galay me bohat se phool the
Zardari: ye Kia hai?
Driver: Sir me ne logon se sirf yahi Kaha K
me zardari ka driver hun
Kuttay Ka bacha mar gya hai
Unhon ne agli bat hi nh suni…
Tum jo bhi ho,
Mere dil main ho!
Tu kahi bhi ho,
Khush raho!
Dil ko patther na bano!
Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi!
Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!
From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
Yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae,
dost tere jaise khone na denge,
sharafat se contact me rehnaa,
varna kaan ke niche do kheench ke denge!!
Thank you yaar
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Dravid me CASTROL bharwao,
Lekin een se cricket mat khilwao.
Kal Shaam se tabiyat kharab lag raha tha. Tantrik ko dikhaya toh bola “kisi paapi ko SMS kar do, thik ho jaogey”. Ab accha mehsus ho raha hai … Thank you!!
Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …
Nahi na …
Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”
Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did…..
One who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST,
One who surrenders when he is not sure is WISE,
One who surrenders even when he is sure that he is right is HUSBAND…
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro…
Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
“MOSQUITO”
Tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar wo to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…
Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
2 pyaaj
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
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Apko bewkuf, vo bhi Swad anusar…
