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koi masly wali baat nhi hai…

<(",)> KaaÑ
(( KhoL kr
JL SuÑLo
Agr 5 m¡Ñte Ma¡ ko¡ SmS Ñhi Aaya
to?
to?

Thori dair baad kr dena,
koi masly wali baat nhi hai

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Hapy life jinay ka…

Hapy life jinay ka

tension nai lane ka

achy khwab daikne ka

mast life guzarne ka

jin boot se nahi darne ka

bole to

shesha nai daikhne ka:-)

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Apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

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Pronouncing good english

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

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Roses are red

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.

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Aap Ki Kahani Hmari Zubani.

Aap k Pass Dimagh hai Chalta Nahi,

Aap Smart ha pr Koi Maanta Nahi,

Aap Shareef He pr Lagte Nahi,

Aap k Paas Cell Phone ha pr Call Karte nahi,

Kafi Izzat ha pr Koi Krta Nahi.

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Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain

Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain
Laikin kuch log phoolon se bhi ziada khobsurat hote hain

Jaisa k..

“AAP”

“Mujhay hi dekh lain”

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papa muje b shadi krni hai

Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai.

Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo msg padh raha hai agr muskuraya to samaj k rishta pakka.

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Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya..

Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya

Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik Ka Pta Kro.

Jub driver wapis aya to us K galay me bohat se phool the

Zardari: ye Kia hai?

Driver: Sir me ne logon se sirf yahi Kaha K

me zardari ka driver hun

Kuttay Ka bacha mar gya hai

Unhon ne agli bat hi nh suni…

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Tum jo bhi ho

Tum jo bhi ho,
Mere dil main ho!
Tu kahi bhi ho,
Khush raho!
Dil ko patther na bano!
Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi!
Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!

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From birth till my death

From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

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Yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae

Yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae,
dost tere jaise khone na denge,
sharafat se contact me rehnaa,
varna kaan ke niche do kheench ke denge!!

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Thank you yaar

Thank you yaar
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

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Cricket star ro ko kyu cricket nahi khilwao…

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Dravid me CASTROL bharwao,
Lekin een se cricket mat khilwao.

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Tabiyat kharab

Kal Shaam se tabiyat kharab lag raha tha. Tantrik ko dikhaya toh bola “kisi paapi ko SMS kar do, thik ho jaogey”. Ab accha mehsus ho raha hai … Thank you!!

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Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad

Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ?? …

Nahi na …

Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad”

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Birthday of Donald Duck

Today is the birthday of Donald Duck..
Wish him happy birthday and send this
sms to every cartoon as i did…..

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One who surrenders when he is wrong is honest

One who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST,
One who surrenders when he is not sure is WISE,
One who surrenders even when he is sure that he is right is HUSBAND…

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