Hindi Insult SMS
Hindi Insult SMS Messages Collection
Ek pal ka jina Kutmir, pudinaa…
Jo bhi mera gana pade…
Wo kutta kameena…
Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.
“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?
Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko
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MAA
Maa kya hai?
Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam
Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai
ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai.
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“Uth jao
Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain
Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho
Tumhare Baap ne mujhy Mulazim nahi rkha
jo tum sab ko alag alag Nashty krwaon.
Zindagi Haram kr k rakhdi hai Mari
Kam k Na Kaj k Dushman Anaaj k”
Moral: Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..
Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu…?
Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain…?
Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC se kiya banta hai?
Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahen se
“NAAN CHOOLLY” kha lete hain.
Boy: Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai
GIRL: Or ye Lrkay “RIKSHAW” ki trha hotay hen
ek ko bulaao to 3, 3 aa jatay hain.
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Mobile hai hr larke ki shan,
Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan
MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan
Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan,
12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan,
Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran,
Kehte hen larkiyon ko ullu banana buhat he asaan,
Hosh karo girls nadaan, ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aao in larkon k chakkar me ye sab hen shetan
Ab ksi larke ki call ay To usko bolna GEE bhai jan
2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Dhnya
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?
AapKo
Bewakuf
Aur
Wo B Masala laga Kar.
Girl 2 boy
Mujhe apna mobile de do main isko dekh k tumhe yaad karun gi
Boy:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kar lena k main ne maanga tha usne nahi dia….
<(",)> KaaÑ
(( KhoL kr
JL SuÑLo
Agr 5 m¡Ñte Ma¡ ko¡ SmS Ñhi Aaya
to?
to?
Thori dair baad kr dena,
koi masly wali baat nhi hai ;-)
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