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Shaam hote hi

Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Hum kya bana rahe hai?

2 pyaaj
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai hum kya bana rahe hai?
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Apko bewkuf, vo bhi Swad anusar…

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Good at telling lies

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not!

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Your head is empty

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
Empty and so is your head.

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Aankhon mein shrafat

Aankhon mein shrafat
Chaal mein nazakat
dil main sachaii
chehre main safai
phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai
mera bhai

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Changes in a Woman

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Dogs and Women

How Dogs and Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.

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Ladkiyan badal jaati hai

Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!

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ap smart hain

Apke pas dimagh hy.
Chalta nahi wo alag baat hy.
Ap smart hain.
Koi manta nahi wo alag bat hy.
Aap ameer hain.
Lakin kanjus hain.
Wo alag baat hy.
Ap hen sharif.
Lgte nahi, wo alag baat hy.

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Bohat Ehsaan hay

Bohat Ehsaan hay Tairee un Nafratoon Ka Mujh Per
Tujh sy Mulee Thokar ny Mujhay Sanbhalna Sikhadia

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