Hindi Insult SMS Messages Collection

Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?

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Woh chahain kisi aur ko

Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko

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Kutte apne aukat me raho

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Rating: 3.7/5 (15 votes cast)

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Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..

MAA
Maa kya hai?
Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam
Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai
ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai.
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“Uth jao
Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain
Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho
Tumhare Baap ne mujhy Mulazim nahi rkha
jo tum sab ko alag alag Nashty krwaon.
Zindagi Haram kr k rakhdi hai Mari
Kam k Na Kaj k Dushman Anaaj k”

Moral: Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..

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Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain….

Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu…?

Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain…?
Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC se kiya banta hai?

Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahen se
“NAAN CHOOLLY” kha lete hain.

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Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen…

Boy: Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai

GIRL: Or ye Lrkay “RIKSHAW” ki trha hotay hen
ek ko bulaao to 3, 3 aa jatay hain.
>>><<<

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Mobile hai hr larke ki shan…

Mobile hai hr larke ki shan,

Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan

MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan

Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan,

12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan,

Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran,

Kehte hen larkiyon ko ullu banana buhat he asaan,

Hosh karo girls nadaan, ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aao in larkon k chakkar me ye sab hen shetan

Ab ksi larke ki call ay To usko bolna GEE bhai jan

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Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm Zira
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
1 Cup Water
Aur
Thora sa Hara Dhnya
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

AapKo
Bewakuf
Aur
Wo B Masala laga Kar.

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Mujhe apna mobile de do….

Girl 2 boy
Mujhe apna mobile de do main isko dekh k tumhe yaad karun gi

Boy:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kar lena k main ne maanga tha usne nahi dia….

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koi masly wali baat nhi hai…

<(",)> KaaÑ
(( KhoL kr
JL SuÑLo
Agr 5 m¡Ñte Ma¡ ko¡ SmS Ñhi Aaya
to?
to?

Thori dair baad kr dena,
koi masly wali baat nhi hai ;-)

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Hapy life jinay ka…

Hapy life jinay ka

tension nai lane ka

achy khwab daikne ka

mast life guzarne ka

jin boot se nahi darne ka

bole to

shesha nai daikhne ka:-)

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Apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

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Pronouncing good english

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

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Roses are red

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.

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Aap Ki Kahani Hmari Zubani.

Aap Ki Kahani Hmari Zubani.

Aap k Pass Dimagh hai Chalta Nahi,

Aap Smart ha pr Koi Maanta Nahi,

Aap Shareef He pr Lagte Nahi,

Aap k Paas Cell Phone ha pr Call Karte nahi,

Kafi Izzat ha pr Koi Krta Nahi.

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Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain

Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain
Laikin kuch log phoolon se bhi ziada khobsurat hote hain

 

 

Jaisa k..

 
“AAP”

 

 

“Mujhay hi dekh lain” :)

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papa muje b shadi krni hai

Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai.

Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo msg padh raha hai agr muskuraya to samaj k rishta pakka.

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Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya..

Zardari Ki car K niche 1chota PupPy aa K mar gya 

Zardari ne driver se Kaha K is K malik Ka Pta Kro.

Jub driver wapis aya to us K galay me bohat se phool the

Zardari: ye Kia hai?

Driver: Sir me ne logon se sirf yahi Kaha K

me zardari ka driver hun

Kuttay Ka bacha mar gya hai

Unhon ne agli bat hi nh suni…

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Tum jo bhi ho

Tum jo bhi ho,
Mere dil main ho!
Tu kahi bhi ho,
Khush raho!
Dil ko patther na bano!
Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi!
Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!

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From birth till my death

From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !

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