Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection

Girl demanded for icecream

Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank u..
Boy: Only thank u..??
Girl : u want kiss na,,?
Boy: chup kar … Aadhi Ice cream de… ;)

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Rating: 4.1/5 (132 votes cast)

kiss is not like Nokia

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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Rating: 3.7/5 (53 votes cast)

mere lips pe

‘Girl:
doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor:
KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Girl:
saal mein 1, 2 bar.
Doctor:
infection nahi ”Zang” lag gaya hai…!’

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Rating: 3.7/5 (134 votes cast)

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CLICK

CLICK means

C= Cant live with out you
L= Love you so much
I= I miss u so much
C= Care 4 you
K= Kiss from my heart

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Rating: 3.9/5 (242 votes cast)

Kiss kisi ki mahfil main

Kiss kisi ki mahfil main,
Kiss kisi kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jis ne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jis ne her miss ko kiss kiya.

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Rating: 3.7/5 (140 votes cast)

mere lips pe

‘Girl:
doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor:
KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Girl:
saal mein 1, 2 bar.
Doctor:
infection nahi ”Zang” lag gaya hai…!’

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Rating: 3.6/5 (184 votes cast)