Hindi Munna bhai SMS Messages Collection

Aye Mamu!!!

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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Tu kitna pada hai?

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

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Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

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Common sense ki baat hai

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg to karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

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Kya re!

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!

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warna khalas

Ay-Mister

Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy

Bole T0
CHAPTER CLOSE
Agr Compromise Krne Ka Hy To
4-5 peti Sms ki Bhej Daal

Warna khalas.

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Rating: 4.1/5 (10 votes cast)

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji …

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyun nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole to bapu bhi us time k Salmaan Khan thay!!!

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Rating: 3.8/5 (15 votes cast)

PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains?

PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains?

MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu…

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot …

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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Tapka dala

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.

Dekha !!!

I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

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Rating: 4.2/5 (9 votes cast)

Dil dena hai to de

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

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Rating: 4.3/5 (9 votes cast)

Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

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Rating: 3.9/5 (7 votes cast)

Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

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Rating: 3.4/5 (8 votes cast)

Bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?

Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

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God nai puchha

God nai puchha â?okidhar jaane ka maangta?â? Swarg ya narak?
Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

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Ekdum Jhakass Holi

Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Holi*

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Apun ne fauran sms kiya

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.

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Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light

Apun ek sher bolega,
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight,
Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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SMS chipka dal mamu

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

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Ae item, kesa hae?

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

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