CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko, kisi film ki kahani sunane, k liye msg to karega nahin, Common sense ki baat hai k, tere ko GUD Night bolney ka…

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta…

Ay-Mister Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy Bole T0 CHAPTER CLOSE Agr Compromise Krne Ka Hy To 4-5 peti Sms ki Bhej Daal Warna khalas.

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyun nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole to bapu bhi us time k Salmaan Khan thay!!!

PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains? MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu…

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka…

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Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai, Maardalegi kya? Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta…

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai.. Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai.. Kya iske peeche koi plan hai.. Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

God nai puchha â?okidhar jaane ka maangta?â? Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon? Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper – Zabardast Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special Ekdum Mast n Happy Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas *Happy Holi*

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya, dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya, sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya, aur apun ne fauran sms…

Apun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega