Hindi Munna bhai SMS Messages Collection

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Dil dena hai to de

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

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Rating: 4.3/5 (9 votes cast)

Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

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Rating: 3.9/5 (7 votes cast)

Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

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Rating: 3.4/5 (8 votes cast)

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Bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?

Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

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Rating: 4.5/5 (8 votes cast)

God nai puchha

God nai puchha â?okidhar jaane ka maangta?â? Swarg ya narak?
Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (4 votes cast)

Ekdum Jhakass Holi

Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Holi*

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Rating: 4.4/5 (8 votes cast)

Apun ne fauran sms kiya

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.

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Rating: 4.0/5 (14 votes cast)

Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light

Apun ek sher bolega,
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight,
Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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Rating: 4.2/5 (5 votes cast)

SMS chipka dal mamu

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

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Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Ae item, kesa hae?

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

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Rating: 4.3/5 (19 votes cast)

Apun 1 Sher bolega

Apun 1 Sher bolega

“Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
 
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night

Band Karne ka Tube Light

aur soneka Tight,

Boleto BYE… Good Nite.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (116 votes cast)

Apun ka prapoz mar ne ka stile

Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta

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Rating: 2.0/5 (4 votes cast)

ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE

ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE,

BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT

HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms

CHIPKA DAL MAMU.

sender circuit bhai

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Rating: 3.6/5 (42 votes cast)

Shaane log SMS kar raele hai

Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

Apun mangta hai

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

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Rating: 4.8/5 (5 votes cast)

Aye Mamu!!!

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (30 votes cast)