Hindi Riddle SMS Messages Collection

Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.

Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?

Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !

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KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai

Q:Explain the word “automatically”?

A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.

Plz Solve this problm,
Mae ittifaq se Bazar gia,mgr mere pas pesy nhi thy.Mujy 2 dost mil gaey,un me sy
1 ne 500 or dosry ne 1000 ka note dia,pr rasty me mjh se
1000 ka note gum ho giya,me ne 500 me se 300 ki khridari ki,or baqi 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jis ne 1000 ka note diya tha,or 100 us 500 waly ko.Ab1 k 900 reh gaye,or dosry k 400.
kul 900+400=1300
300 ka mere pas soda hai.Kul 900+400+300=1600
Ab samj nhi ata 1600 kesy huy miry pas to 1500 thy-
Its chlng 4 u

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