Hindi Riddle SMS
Hindi Riddle SMS Messages Collection
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
Plz Solve this problm,
Mae ittifaq se Bazar gia,mgr mere pas pesy nhi thy.Mujy 2 dost mil gaey,un me sy
1 ne 500 or dosry ne 1000 ka note dia,pr rasty me mjh se
1000 ka note gum ho giya,me ne 500 me se 300 ki khridari ki,or baqi 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jis ne 1000 ka note diya tha,or 100 us 500 waly ko.Ab1 k 900 reh gaye,or dosry k 400.
kul 900+400=1300
300 ka mere pas soda hai.Kul 900+400+300=1600
Ab samj nhi ata 1600 kesy huy miry pas to 1500 thy-
Its chlng 4 u
Kripya dhyan de …
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.
Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Why don’t dogs marry?
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Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye.
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy(Papa)
Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai
yahan kya dhoondh raha hai?
Namaskar…
Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
Yadi purush hai to 2 sms karen,
Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge… Within 5 min.
Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss
Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho
Teri Ulfat Ko Pane K Lie,
Kia Kuch Nahi Kia,
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Main Be-wafa Hi Sahi,
Tu Apni Wafa To Sabit Kar.?
EK SWAL JO karde apki neand kharab,
SADI ke pehle ladki ka baap dulhe ko
kya deta hai jo sadi ke baad wapas le leta hai.
DIMAG HO BTAO give me answer.
Can u think k
2+5=11
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..
“GALTI SE”
