Hindi Riddle SMS Messages Collection

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sahdi se phele

EK SWAL JO karde apki neand kharab,

SADI ke pehle ladki ka baap dulhe ko

kya deta hai jo sadi ke baad wapas le leta hai.

DIMAG HO BTAO give me answer.

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2+5=11 Kaise huwa

Can u think k

2+5=11
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k
kaise aye

Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..

“GALTI SE”

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Automatically

Q:Explain the word “automatically”?

A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.

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Murgi ki paheli

Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.

Paanch kaise?
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

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Math’s problem

Plz Solve this problm,
Mae ittifaq se Bazar gia,mgr mere pas pesy nhi thy.Mujy 2 dost mil gaey,un me sy
1 ne 500 or dosry ne 1000 ka note dia,pr rasty me mjh se
1000 ka note gum ho giya,me ne 500 me se 300 ki khridari ki,or baqi 200 me se 100 us dost ko diye jis ne 1000 ka note diya tha,or 100 us 500 waly ko.Ab1 k 900 reh gaye,or dosry k 400.
kul 900+400=1300
300 ka mere pas soda hai.Kul 900+400+300=1600
Ab samj nhi ata 1600 kesy huy miry pas to 1500 thy-
Its chlng 4 u

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Kal balance ho na ho

Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.

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