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Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection

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FREE Hindi Sardar SMS messages collection contains best hindi sardar sms , sardar jokes and so on

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A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-”"

EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO “JANANI” “

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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay

kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub

check kar kay laya hoooon :)

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…

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Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..

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Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.

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Teacher = tell me the names of all the planets..
Srdar = venus, earth, mars….
Teacher = aur sunao
srdar = main theek thaak, tu suna :p

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Sardar:
Jab Mere Bachay hongay to 1 Ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor Aunga.
Friend:
Wo Q?
Sardar:
Kal TV par bata rahay thy k bachon k Darmiyan Waqfa Zaruri hai

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Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.

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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab?

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.

 

Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!

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A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!

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Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko kyon ghorty ho?

 

 
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am – 11am hai.

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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

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Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana done!

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