Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection

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Higher Studies Yaar…

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….

When a person asked what he was doing….

He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

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Shanta and kele wala

Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?

Kele Wala: 1Rs

Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??

Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.

Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

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Santa’s wedding anniversary

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.

Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year”

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ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main

Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay…

Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha yeh kiya kerhy ho???

Sardar : Hum lassi bana rahay hain…

Pathan: hahaha..O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain..

Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…

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Santa and banta jungle mein

Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.

Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.

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NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

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Ek sardar exam dene gaya to …

Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.

 

Guess karo kyun le kar gaya????

 

Arey yaar simple hai usko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.

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Killing mirror

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

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anta fall out the window

Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.

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Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…

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Some Vitamins

While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

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Delivery free hai

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

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Break fail ho gayi hai

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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Sardar jee pareshan

Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.

Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon

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Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

– Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.

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Mere pair zameen par na rahe

SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.

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Will you marry me

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

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Kintna padhe ho

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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