Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection

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An Englishman and Santa

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

‘Free Delivery’

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.

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Agar aapko garam hua toh?

Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge.
Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga.

Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to.
Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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Class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,
Are tumahri bhi kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.

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Rating: 4.4/5 (5 votes cast)

Kash tussi sms honde

Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.

Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.

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Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Sardar in a garment shop

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.

A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

Couldn’t write the number “eleven”

Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”?

He didn’t know which “one” came first…

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Empty beer bottles

Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

They’re there for those who don’t drink.

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Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Set up a darkroom

- Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs?

- He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom

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Rating: 3.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Lawyer to Sardar

Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…

Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (6 votes cast)

Sardarji infront of mirror

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?

He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”

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Rating: 3.3/5 (4 votes cast)

Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi

Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.

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Rating: 3.4/5 (5 votes cast)

Main churail hoon

A sardar passing through a jungle.

A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.

Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!

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Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Mere baap to bahut hai par…

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
“Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”

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Rating: 2.0/5 (1 vote cast)

An answering machine

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”

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Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Pehele hi kaant liye

Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.

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Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)