Hindi Sardar SMS
Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-”"
EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO “JANANI” “
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay
kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub
check kar kay laya hoooon :)
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Teacher = tell me the names of all the planets..
Srdar = venus, earth, mars….
Teacher = aur sunao
srdar = main theek thaak, tu suna :p
Sardar:
Jab Mere Bachay hongay to 1 Ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor Aunga.
Friend:
Wo Q?
Sardar:
Kal TV par bata rahay thy k bachon k Darmiyan Waqfa Zaruri hai
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!
A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko kyon ghorty ho?
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am – 11am hai.
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana done!
