Catagories
categories top curve

Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection

Advertisement

FREE Hindi Sardar SMS messages collection contains best hindi sardar sms , sardar jokes and so on

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.

 

Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)

Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died.

Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?

!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Advertisement

Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.”
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “Oops!”

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha.
Sardar ne pucha khan sahib:
Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen.
Pathan bola:
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 2.8/5 (4 votes cast)

Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 3.6/5 (7 votes cast)

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel

But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 3.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 3.4/5 (7 votes cast)

Sardar talking on cell.
2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho?
1ST : Biwi se…
2ND : Itne… pyaar se?
1ST : Tumhari hai…

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 4.2/5 (6 votes cast)

American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!”

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 4.1/5 (7 votes cast)

1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.

Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…

Guess woh kya bola???

Is mein aur colour dikhao.

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 3.5/5 (4 votes cast)

Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?

He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 2.0/5 (2 votes cast)
Advertisement