Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection

Kya kar rahe ho

Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:

Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)

Vibration mode

Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc

Doc: what happened?

Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par baapu subah se vibration mode pe lage hue hai…

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Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:
“Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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Chatri mein hole

Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..

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How can u escape

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.

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Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Baap ka naam

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…

Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”

Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

Petrol pump nahi..

Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na

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Rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)

Why are you late

Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

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Rating: 2.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.

Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.

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Rating: 2.8/5 (6 votes cast)

Main nikala gadi le k

Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?

Mendak jump in water

Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Truck number bhi likha hai

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai.
BC-1760!!

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Teacher and Sardar

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.

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Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

An essay on a cricket match

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

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I Love U sister

A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse

- I Love U sister….

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One tourist from U.S.A.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?”

Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!

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Rats play football

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.

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Rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)

Your wife very sweet

Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.

Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.

2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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Rating: 3.2/5 (5 votes cast)

Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha

Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone.
Sardar: Hello kaun?
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (5 votes cast)

Kash yeh meri…

Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..

Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi toh main bhi inna sona honda..

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Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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