Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection

A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English:

“Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes….

In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao…
Mera ki janda ay?
Jo janda a tuwada, ty twaday peo da janda ay.:-P

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….

When a person asked what he was doing….

He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?

Kele Wala: 1Rs

Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??

Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.

Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.

Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year”

Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.

Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

Why did Santa fall out the window?
- He was ironing the curtain.

While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.