Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection

Sardar talking on cell.
2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho?
1ST : Biwi se…
2ND : Itne… pyaar se?
1ST : Tumhari hai…

1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.

Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…

Guess woh kya bola???

Is mein aur colour dikhao.

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?

He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!”

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

How can a Sardar kill a lion ?

Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:

I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever:

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.

Servant : It’s already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.