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Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They’re there for those who don’t drink.
- Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs?
- He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.
Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
“Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.
Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:
Tourist: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila
jis pe likha tha
Sardar ne idher udher dekha,
chup k se note jaib mein rakhte
It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make a Happy Home!