Hindi Smile SMS
Hindi Smile SMS Messages Collection
One day a girl asked Molvi,?
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?Naozbillah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?Astagfirullah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss you?
Molvi,?Jee Bismillah?
Deedar ki Talab Hai To Nazrain Jamaye Rakh
GHALiB
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Parda Ho Ya Naqaab Sirakta Zaroor Hai.
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M0ral:
Ghalib b koi thek Bnda Nhi Tha
Imran hashmi tha apny time ka. ;-)
:”:Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._. :D…gdnite…byE
¤Tohfa¤
Nabi karim (S.A.W) majlis main wa’aiz farma rahay thay.
K tum log 1 doosrey ko tuhfa daitey raha karo.
1 Shakhs ney poocha k ya Rasulallah (S.A.W) ager kisi k pas tuhfa na ho to?
Hazoor(S.A.W) ney frmaya:
“kya tum kisi ko apni muskurahat b nahi dey saktey” (SUBHANALLAH.)
Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,
Magar aapki ye pyari si hansi hamesha yaad rahegi…
“Bachpan ki Wo Ameeri Na Jaaney kahan Kho Gayi….
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Jab Paani Main Humare Bhi Jahaz Chala karte They ;)
Living in Favorable & Non-Favorable situation is
“PART OF LIVING” bt Smiling in all those Situations is called
“ART OF LIVING”
Make dat Art Part of yor lyf..:-)
Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye Hum Apne Mobile
Se Khafa Ho Gaye SMS Iss Liye Kar Rahy Han
“Zaalimo” “Kahin Tum Ye Na Samjho
k Hum Shadi Shuda Hogaye…!
Din me Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lgte,
Ab Dunya K Ye Nzare Ache Nahi Lgte,
Koi Jaa Kar Hmare AMMI ABBU se Keh Day,
K HUM Ab Kunware Achay Nahi Lagte.
Barish ki tarha Tujh
Pe barasti rahein
Khushiyan…!
Hr Boond tere Dil se
hr ik Gham ko Mita dy…!
Sab se ghul mil jane ki aadat hai hame,
Apne alag pehchan banane ki aadat hai hame,
Jitna koi gehra gum deta hai,
Utna hi meetha muskurane ki aadat hai hame.
Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO G
Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,
sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila
kion??
sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D
Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sidha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi ulta pakrain aur ye parhain
6u!l!ws d33>l
n ss!w I
Ek to ap sharmate buhat ho..
Agar bat kare koi to itrate buhat ho..
dil chahta hai k koi sms na karon
per suna hy sms parhne k bad muskurate buhat ho. .
