Hindi Smile SMS Messages Collection

one day a girl asked Molvi?

One day a girl asked Molvi,?
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?Naozbillah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?Astagfirullah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss you?
Molvi,?Jee Bismillah?

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Rating: 4.0/5 (23 votes cast)

deedar ki talab hai to nazrain jamaye rakh

Deedar ki Talab Hai To Nazrain Jamaye Rakh
GHALiB
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Parda Ho Ya Naqaab Sirakta Zaroor Hai.
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M0ral:
Ghalib b koi thek Bnda Nhi Tha
Imran hashmi tha apny time ka. ;-)

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Rating: 4.2/5 (17 votes cast)

:”:Shohar Biwi

:”:Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._. :D…gdnite…byE

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Rating: 4.0/5 (168 votes cast)

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tuhfa daitey raha karo

¤Tohfa¤

Nabi karim (S.A.W) majlis main wa’aiz farma rahay thay.

K tum log 1 doosrey ko tuhfa daitey raha karo.

1 Shakhs ney poocha k ya Rasulallah (S.A.W) ager kisi k pas tuhfa na ho to?

Hazoor(S.A.W) ney frmaya:
“kya tum kisi ko apni muskurahat b nahi dey saktey” (SUBHANALLAH.)

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Rating: 3.9/5 (83 votes cast)

Mann me apke har baat rahegi….

Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,

Magar aapki ye pyari si hansi hamesha yaad rahegi…

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Rating: 4.0/5 (58 votes cast)

wo ameeri na jaaney kahan kho gayi

“Bachpan ki Wo Ameeri Na Jaaney kahan Kho Gayi….
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Jab Paani Main Humare Bhi Jahaz Chala karte They ;)

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Rating: 3.7/5 (24 votes cast)

art of living

Living in Favorable & Non-Favorable situation is
“PART OF LIVING” bt Smiling in all those Situations is called
“ART OF LIVING”
Make dat Art Part of yor lyf..:-)

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Rating: 3.8/5 (15 votes cast)

hum shadi shuda hogaye

Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye Hum Apne Mobile

Se Khafa Ho Gaye SMS Iss Liye Kar Rahy Han

“Zaalimo” “Kahin Tum Ye Na Samjho

k Hum Shadi Shuda Hogaye…!

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Rating: 3.5/5 (34 votes cast)

hum ab kunware achay nahi lagt

Din me Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lgte,

Ab Dunya K Ye Nzare Ache Nahi Lgte,

Koi Jaa Kar Hmare AMMI ABBU se Keh Day,

K HUM Ab Kunware Achay Nahi Lagte.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (19 votes cast)

Barish ki tarha…

Barish ki tarha Tujh
Pe barasti rahein
Khushiyan…!

Hr Boond tere Dil se
hr ik Gham ko Mita dy…!

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Rating: 3.4/5 (29 votes cast)

Jitna koi gehra gum deta hai

Sab se ghul mil jane ki aadat hai hame,
Apne alag pehchan banane ki aadat hai hame,
Jitna koi gehra gum deta hai,
Utna hi meetha muskurane ki aadat hai hame.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (86 votes cast)

kya lekar aye thay?

Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?

mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,

itne paise bacha kar kya..

MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO G

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Rating: 3.6/5 (25 votes cast)

sheikh ruipy se pehly pohnch gaya tha

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

kion??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D

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Rating: 3.4/5 (18 votes cast)

Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,

Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,

bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sidha pakarte hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko bhi ulta pakrain aur ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l

n ss!w I

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Rating: 4.2/5 (28 votes cast)

Ek to ap sharmate buhat ho..

Ek to ap sharmate buhat ho..
Agar bat kare koi to itrate buhat ho..
dil chahta hai k koi sms na karon
per suna hy sms parhne k bad muskurate buhat ho. .

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Rating: 3.8/5 (38 votes cast)

Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuab Ajata Hai…

Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuab Ajata Hai…

Waqt Samjho uska Kharab Aajata Hai…

Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab…

Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!

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Rating: 3.3/5 (16 votes cast)

aj ki taza khabar

Assalam-o-alaikum

 

 

Aj ki taza khabar


News paper main hai perhlo..
Allahhafiz :)

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Rating: 2.7/5 (10 votes cast)

1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai

Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
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Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai

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Rating: 3.7/5 (44 votes cast)

Whats the Coolest Thing;

Whats the Coolest Thing;
About an Examination Hall??
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… … … ?
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Its The Only Place Where;
Boys can Openly Say to a Girl:

“KUCH TO DIKHA DO..”

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Rating: 4.4/5 (28 votes cast)

Khud ko talash

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa..
ab iss ma khud ko talash karne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen…. Thanks…!

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Rating: 3.4/5 (52 votes cast)