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hum ab kunware achay nahi lagt

Din me Chand Sitare Achay Nahi Lgte,

Ab Dunya K Ye Nzare Ache Nahi Lgte,

Koi Jaa Kar Hmare AMMI ABBU se Keh Day,

K HUM Ab Kunware Achay Nahi Lagte.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (19 votes cast)

Barish ki tarha…

Barish ki tarha Tujh
Pe barasti rahein
Khushiyan…!

Hr Boond tere Dil se
hr ik Gham ko Mita dy…!

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Rating: 3.4/5 (29 votes cast)

Jitna koi gehra gum deta hai

Sab se ghul mil jane ki aadat hai hame,
Apne alag pehchan banane ki aadat hai hame,
Jitna koi gehra gum deta hai,
Utna hi meetha muskurane ki aadat hai hame.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (86 votes cast)

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kya lekar aye thay?

Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?

mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,

itne paise bacha kar kya..

MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO G

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Rating: 3.6/5 (25 votes cast)

sheikh ruipy se pehly pohnch gaya tha

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

kion??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D

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Rating: 3.4/5 (18 votes cast)

Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,

Waise to ap k saray hi kam ultay hotay hain,

bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sidha pakarte hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko bhi ulta pakrain aur ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l

n ss!w I

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Rating: 4.2/5 (28 votes cast)

Ek to ap sharmate buhat ho..

Ek to ap sharmate buhat ho..
Agar bat kare koi to itrate buhat ho..
dil chahta hai k koi sms na karon
per suna hy sms parhne k bad muskurate buhat ho. .

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Rating: 3.8/5 (38 votes cast)

Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuab Ajata Hai…

Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuab Ajata Hai…

Waqt Samjho uska Kharab Aajata Hai…

Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab…

Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai…!

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Rating: 3.3/5 (16 votes cast)

aj ki taza khabar

Assalam-o-alaikum

 

 

Aj ki taza khabar


News paper main hai perhlo..
Allahhafiz :)

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Rating: 2.7/5 (10 votes cast)

1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai

Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
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Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai

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Rating: 3.7/5 (44 votes cast)

Whats the Coolest Thing;

Whats the Coolest Thing;
About an Examination Hall??
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… … … ?
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Its The Only Place Where;
Boys can Openly Say to a Girl:

“KUCH TO DIKHA DO..”

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Rating: 4.4/5 (28 votes cast)

Khud ko talash

1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa..
ab iss ma khud ko talash karne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen…. Thanks…!

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Rating: 3.4/5 (52 votes cast)

wo pyar karne k

BV:
Janu tum mujhe wese piyar nahi karte

jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta hy!
Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta hy

tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye

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Rating: 3.4/5 (26 votes cast)

one day a girl asked Molvi?

One day a girl asked Molvi,?
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?Naozbillah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?Astagfirullah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss you?
Molvi,?Jee Bismillah?

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Rating: 4.0/5 (23 votes cast)

deedar ki talab hai to nazrain jamaye rakh

Deedar ki Talab Hai To Nazrain Jamaye Rakh
GHALiB
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Parda Ho Ya Naqaab Sirakta Zaroor Hai.
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M0ral:
Ghalib b koi thek Bnda Nhi Tha
Imran hashmi tha apny time ka. ;-)

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Rating: 4.2/5 (17 votes cast)

:”:Shohar Biwi

:”:Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._. :D…gdnite…byE

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Rating: 4.0/5 (168 votes cast)