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1 Pathan:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He
2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!
1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He
Bohot Moti Wife;-)
Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
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Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
begum
“sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?
begum
“1 dum
admi
“to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.
Professor sahab
aap ki aasabi beemari ka kya haal hai?
Jawab mila:Theek hai,
aaj kal maikay gae hoi hai.’
BV:
Janu tum mujhe wese piyar nahi karte
jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta hy!
Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta hy
tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye
Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey?
Husband: Nahi
Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai
Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Hn
:”:Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._. :D…gdnite…byE
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”
“Ek fazul kharch biwi shohar ke liye romal ka kapra layi
Shohar:
Romal ke liye intna saara kapra?
Biwi:
Agar romal se bach gaya tau mein suit bana loon gi!”
Wife: Chalo na aaj hum bahar chalte hain
aur car me drive karungi…
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Husband:Iska matlab hum jayenge car me
aur ayenge akhbar me …:)P
Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah!kia larki thi
Wife:Akeli aye hogi?
Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata?
Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha…!
Husband:
Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao.
Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hul hota to aaj main malang na hota???;-*)
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?
Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi???
Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main say aik hain!
Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.











