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*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola

begum
“sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?

begum
“1 dum

admi
“to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.

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Duniya Jisse Dare,

Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare,

Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

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Professor sahab

aap ki aasabi beemari ka kya haal hai?

 

Jawab mila:Theek hai,

aaj kal maikay gae hoi hai.’

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Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey?
Husband: Nahi

Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai

Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Hn

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli

“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”

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“Ek fazul kharch biwi shohar ke liye romal ka kapra layi
Shohar:
Romal ke liye intna saara kapra?
Biwi:
Agar romal se bach gaya tau mein suit bana loon gi!”

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Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi

Wah!kia larki thi

Wife:Akeli aye hogi?

Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata?

Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha…!

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Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
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Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai

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Husband:
Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao.

Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hul hota to aaj main malang na hota???;-*)

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Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?

Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kaisi galat fehmi???

Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..

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Wife: Chalo na aaj hum bahar chalte hain
aur car me drive karungi…

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Husband:Iska matlab hum jayenge car me
aur ayenge akhbar me …:)P

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Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,

Aap 100 main say aik hain!

Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,

pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.

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BV:
Janu tum mujhe wese piyar nahi karte

jese Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me karta hy!
Husband:Wo Pyar karne k 12 crore leta hy

tere Baap ne kabi 200 nahi diye

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For U and ur parents.

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Biwi ne Husband ko call
kiya: Kahan ho tum??
Husband : Tumein wo
jwellery shop yaad hai
jahan tumein ek
diamond ka set pasand
aaya tha
aur tab mere pass itne
paise nahi the ki main
wo
tumhein leke de sakun..
Wife: Haan yaad hai…
Husband: Phir maine
tumse kaha tha ki ek
din
main tumhein wo zaroor
leke dunga..
Wife bahut khush hote
hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe
achche se yaad hai..
Husband: Main uski sath
wali shop mein baal
katwa raha hu.=));)

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