Hindi Wife SMS Messages Collection

jhoot bolna ……

Jhoot Bolna…
Baccho ke liye PAAP..
Lovers ke liye ART..
Bachelor’s ke liye ANIVARYA..
aur married ke liye ka JINE KA MARG

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Rating: 3.1/5 (17 votes cast)

wife to husband ………

Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,
Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.
Husband: Chal!
Barri Aai, Benazir.

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Rating: 3.1/5 (14 votes cast)

husband jee karta hai ki….

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari
zulfon mein kho jaaon,
tumhari aankhon mein bas jaaon,
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Baaki kya mohalle wale karenge?

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Rating: 4.1/5 (21 votes cast)

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Rating: 4.3/5 (13 votes cast)

a line written on a husband’s T shirt

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..

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Rating: 3.1/5 (11 votes cast)

Aqal mand admi jab bhi koi khass

Aqal Mand Admi Jab bhi Koi Khaas
Aur Zaroori Faisla Krta Hai,
To Boht Sochta Hai.
Dil-o-Dimagh Ki Sunta Hai,
Halat Ko Parakhta Hai,
Daleel Aur Mantaq Ko Zer-e-Ghour Lata Hai.
Har Pehlu Ka Jaiza Leta Hai,
Aur Aakhir Men Wohi Krta Hai.
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Jo Us Ki Biwi Kehti He.:-)

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Rating: 4.2/5 (23 votes cast)

Cricket match, Wife and husband

Cricket match, Wife and husband

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

husband smart banke aya or bolay,

“DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HON?”

tabhi wife zor se chillayi’

CHAKKAAAA!!!

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Rating: 3.9/5 (46 votes cast)

A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

Sawa paanch rupya de de..

“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe

sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai…”:p

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Rating: 4.0/5 (11 votes cast)

:”:Shohar Biwi

:”:Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._. :D…gdnite…byE

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Rating: 4.0/5 (168 votes cast)

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai?
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Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai…
Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)

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Rating: 3.9/5 (92 votes cast)

what a mystery

What A Mystery
A cockraoch is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
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Cockraoch!

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Rating: 3.5/5 (19 votes cast)

Height of Misunderstanding!

Height of Misunderstanding!

Bivi ghusay men:
“Mera jeena haram hogaya hay. Men ye ghar chor k ja rahe hun”
Husband : Jan choro! Khuda k Wastay.
Bivi wapas atay huey,
“Aik to apki ye adat bohat buri hay. Hamesha JAN keh k aur KHUDA k wastay day k rok letey hen. !! ^=D

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Rating: 3.5/5 (59 votes cast)

To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??
hahahahahahah

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Rating: 4.4/5 (21 votes cast)

Piyar

Wife ko 2 Thappar raseed karkay
Husband bola
Insan usee ko marta hay jisy sab sy ziada
piyar karta hay.
Wife ny Husband ko 3 Thappar, 4 Latain or
12 danday marker kaha
Ap ko ki laga Piyar karna ap ko hi ata hay.
Ap kia samajhtay hain me ap sy Sachaa piyar
Nahi karti :P :D

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Rating: 3.6/5 (24 votes cast)

3 Dant kaisy toot gai

Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi
Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity.
Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha :P

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Rating: 4.1/5 (67 votes cast)

Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Husband: Google !!!

Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?

Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D

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Rating: 3.7/5 (41 votes cast)

Musibaton Ka Muqabla…

“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo”

“Aur”

“Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo”

Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.

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Rating: 3.7/5 (24 votes cast)

Shadi Me BMW Mili He…

1 Pathan:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He

2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!

1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He

Bohot Moti Wife;-)

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Rating: 4.1/5 (57 votes cast)

Sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum…

*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola

begum
“sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?

begum
“1 dum

admi
“to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (42 votes cast)

duniy JISSE DARE

Duniya Jisse Dare,

Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare,

Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

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Rating: 3.4/5 (16 votes cast)