Hindi Wife SMS
Hindi Wife SMS Messages Collection
Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah!kia larki thi
Wife:Akeli aye hogi?
Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata?
Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha…!
Husband:
Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao.
Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hul hota to aaj main malang na hota???;-*)
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?
Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi???
Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..
Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main say aik hain!
Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.
Cricket match, Wife and husband
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bolay,
“DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HON?”
tabhi wife zor se chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai…”:p
