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Hindi Wife SMS Messages Collection

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FREE Hindi Wife SMS messages collection contains best wife sms in hindi , hindi wife sms , sms for wife in urdu and so on

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For U and ur parents.

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Biwi ne Husband ko call
kiya: Kahan ho tum??
Husband : Tumein wo
jwellery shop yaad hai
jahan tumein ek
diamond ka set pasand
aaya tha
aur tab mere pass itne
paise nahi the ki main
wo
tumhein leke de sakun..
Wife: Haan yaad hai…
Husband: Phir maine
tumse kaha tha ki ek
din
main tumhein wo zaroor
leke dunga..
Wife bahut khush hote
hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe
achche se yaad hai..
Husband: Main uski sath
wali shop mein baal
katwa raha hu.=));)

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Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar (ghusse se): Jaan choro.
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Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai……:0

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Jhoot Bolna…
Baccho ke liye PAAP..
Lovers ke liye ART..
Bachelor’s ke liye ANIVARYA..
aur married ke liye ka JINE KA MARG

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Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,
Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.
Husband: Chal!
Barri Aai, Benazir.

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Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari
zulfon mein kho jaaon,
tumhari aankhon mein bas jaaon,
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Baaki kya mohalle wale karenge?

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As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

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A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..

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Aqal Mand Admi Jab bhi Koi Khaas
Aur Zaroori Faisla Krta Hai,
To Boht Sochta Hai.
Dil-o-Dimagh Ki Sunta Hai,
Halat Ko Parakhta Hai,
Daleel Aur Mantaq Ko Zer-e-Ghour Lata Hai.
Har Pehlu Ka Jaiza Leta Hai,
Aur Aakhir Men Wohi Krta Hai.
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Jo Us Ki Biwi Kehti He.:-)

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Cricket match, Wife and husband

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

husband smart banke aya or bolay,

“DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HON?”

tabhi wife zor se chillayi’

CHAKKAAAA!!!

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:”:Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._. :D…gdnite…byE

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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

Sawa paanch rupya de de..

“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe

sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai…”:p

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Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai?
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Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai…
Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)

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What A Mystery
A cockraoch is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
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Cockraoch!

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Height of Misunderstanding!

Bivi ghusay men:
“Mera jeena haram hogaya hay. Men ye ghar chor k ja rahe hun”
Husband : Jan choro! Khuda k Wastay.
Bivi wapas atay huey,
“Aik to apki ye adat bohat buri hay. Hamesha JAN keh k aur KHUDA k wastay day k rok letey hen. !! ^=D

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