Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection

ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai

Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!

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Rating: 3.7/5 (117 votes cast)

do u know that why dose most

Do u know that why does most
men like to kiss on women lips?
b’coz it is d best nd most
beautiful way to shut the
women’s mouth atleast for
some seconds.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (25 votes cast)

be the kind of guy

Be the kind of guy that doesn’t ignore her
When you’re with your friends.
Hold her tighter and kiss her a little bit harder,
just to make them jealous. !

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Rating: 4.9/5 (7 votes cast)

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1st time i saw u

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.

1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.

1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.

but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u

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Rating: 3.9/5 (31 votes cast)

she is warmth and love

Standing alone I sway
Until she catches me in her arms
She is warmth and love
And she is longing and desire
I turn my face to her
And she catches my lips into hers

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Rating: 3.0/5 (8 votes cast)

Benefits of Kissing

Benefits of Kissing :
Changes taste,
Burns Calories,
Lips never go dry,
Relieves Stress,
Makes face muscles strong,
So KEEP KISSING…

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Rating: 4.4/5 (29 votes cast)

If kisses were water

If kisses were water, I will give U sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give U a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give U a galaxy,
If friendship is life, I will give U mine.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (19 votes cast)

Love is heat

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.

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Rating: 4.2/5 (57 votes cast)

A couple was sitting in garden

A couple was sitting in garden,

suddenly the dogs starting kissing each other.
Boy: If you don’t mind then I also want to do it?
Girl: I don’t have a problem with you doing that but take care,

the other dog looks quite dangerous.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (21 votes cast)

dagh to ache hain..

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face & he got a mark of lipstick
Teacher-o sorry u got a mark on face
Boy-kuch acha krne se agr dagh lag jae to
dagh to ache hain..

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Always Keep Kissing

Kissing is best practice for lips. It keeps the lips
wet
soft
flexible
and
reddish pink
so always keep kissing
to
sweet children.
& think positively….

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Rating: 4.0/5 (34 votes cast)

What is a kiss???

What is a kiss???
In view of………..
(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”

(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”

(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”

(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”

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never kiss a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

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the boy for a kiss

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl
For A ‘Kiss’ And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes
And Allow The Boy For A ‘Kiss’
But The Boy “Kisses” On “Forehead”

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A kiss is something

A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

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dont miss a kiss

Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,

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i want you

Kiss On The Forehead ->”Forever you Will Be Mine”
Kiss On The Ear ->”I’m romantic”
Kiss On The Cheek ->”We’re Friends”
Kiss On The Hand ->”I Adore You”
Kiss On The Neck ->”We Belong Together”
Kiss On The Shoulder ->”I Want You”
Kiss On The Lips ->”I Love You” OR”I Want You”

 

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Kisses blown are kisses wasted

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (10 votes cast)

Hottest kiss

People say

A blessed KISS is on HEAD

A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS

A passionate KISS is on LIPS

A romantic KISS is on NECK

But seriously

HOTTEST KISS is on Iron

Try it!

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Please don’t mind

Love is blind,
Be very kind,
When I kiss U,
Please don’t mind.

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