Kiss SMS
Kiss SMS Messages Collection
Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
Do u know that why does most
men like to kiss on women lips?
b’coz it is d best nd most
beautiful way to shut the
women’s mouth atleast for
some seconds.
Be the kind of guy that doesn’t ignore her
When you’re with your friends.
Hold her tighter and kiss her a little bit harder,
just to make them jealous. !
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.
but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u
Standing alone I sway
Until she catches me in her arms
She is warmth and love
And she is longing and desire
I turn my face to her
And she catches my lips into hers
Benefits of Kissing :
Changes taste,
Burns Calories,
Lips never go dry,
Relieves Stress,
Makes face muscles strong,
So KEEP KISSING…
If kisses were water, I will give U sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give U a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give U a galaxy,
If friendship is life, I will give U mine.
Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.
A couple was sitting in garden,
suddenly the dogs starting kissing each other.
Boy: If you don’t mind then I also want to do it?
Girl: I don’t have a problem with you doing that but take care,
the other dog looks quite dangerous.
Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face & he got a mark of lipstick
Teacher-o sorry u got a mark on face
Boy-kuch acha krne se agr dagh lag jae to
dagh to ache hain..
Kissing is best practice for lips. It keeps the lips
wet
soft
flexible
and
reddish pink
so always keep kissing
to
sweet children.
& think positively….
What is a kiss???
In view of………..
(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl
For A ‘Kiss’ And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes
And Allow The Boy For A ‘Kiss’
But The Boy “Kisses” On “Forehead”
A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.
