Misc SMS Jokes Messages Collection

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn’t Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
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.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky

Droping shit into ur eye

U don’t worry u don’t cry,

U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive :)

Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana.

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.

Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana

Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Happy Deepawali

Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha:

Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina?

Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!

Tika hos nidhar ma,
Jamara hos kanma,
Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma,
Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
Ko suvakamana.

Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos
Tyaha kasiko maya chha!

Tyo aankha kahelay narasawos
Tyaha kasiko khushi chha !

Tyo man kahely dukhi nahos
Jasma kohi baseko chha!