Misc SMS Jokes Messages Collection

A rabbit Runs jumps

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn’t Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)

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1st friend :Bro can i use your phone

1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
.
.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

 

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when you really

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

 

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Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana

Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”

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Positive-thinking poem:

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky

Droping shit into ur eye

U don’t worry u don’t cry,

U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive :)

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“Dashain” ko shuvakamana

Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana.

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sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

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Tihar ko Suvakamana

Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.

Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana

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Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos

Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Happy Deepawali

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Tourist ra manche

Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha:

Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina?

Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!

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Pura hos manokamana

Tika hos nidhar ma,
Jamara hos kanma,
Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma,
Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
Ko suvakamana.

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Chod deu timro padhai

Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.

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Tundikhel ko ranga

Timi gulaf ko phool bhaye priya
Ma tesma hune kada…
Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye
Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…

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Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos

Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos
Tyaha kasiko maya chha!

Tyo aankha kahelay narasawos
Tyaha kasiko khushi chha !

Tyo man kahely dukhi nahos
Jasma kohi baseko chha!

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Timi lai kiss

Nepali ma machha english ma fish,
Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.

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Har pal khusi rahos saath

Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali

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“Happy Dashain”

Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy dashain”

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Teacher to Student…

Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain.
Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi
Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga….

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HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!

HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
This joyous festival of
Dashain may U
so be blessed
with a year of
good fortune & prosperity.

“Maa Durga Bless You”

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Sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos

Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko saath hos
Ghar ma sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos.

MAA DURGA BHAGAWANI le sadai hamro kalyan garun

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