A rabbit Runs jumps
A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn’t Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night…
1st friend :Bro can i use your phone
1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfirned? . . . 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial
when you really
When You Really Want To Slap Someone, Do It And Say Bloody Mosquito. :D:P
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana
Whats up guys? First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami. Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki, Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain, Ramailo sanga bitos… Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana…
Positive-thinking poem:
Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don’t worry u don’t cry, U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive…
“Dashain” ko shuvakamana
Pani khojda beer bhetiyos, Dhara kholda wine bagos, Chicken khanda, sanpro paros, Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos, Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana.
sorry for late SMS
Sorry for late SMS Actually police arrested me for killing a girl I swear I didn’t kill her I just asked her ,”will u marry me?” and woh khushi se…
Tihar ko Suvakamana
Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios. Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos. Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos. Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos. Tapai lai Tihar ko…
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Yo deepawali chamkilo hos Khusi,umanga,sath rahos Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos Happy Deepawali
Tourist ra manche
Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha: Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina? Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile…
Pura hos manokamana
Tika hos nidhar ma, Jamara hos kanma, Sukha hos pariwar ma, Shanti hos desh ma, Pura hos manokamana, Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064, Ko suvakamana.
Chod deu timro padhai
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai, Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai, Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.
Tundikhel ko ranga
Timi gulaf ko phool bhaye priya Ma tesma hune kada… Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…
Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos
Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos Tyaha kasiko maya chha! Tyo aankha kahelay narasawos Tyaha kasiko khushi chha ! Tyo man kahely dukhi nahos Jasma kohi baseko chha!
Timi lai kiss
Nepali ma machha english ma fish, Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.
Har pal khusi rahos saath
Har pal khusi rahos saath Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai Happy Depaawali
“Happy Dashain”
Changa chet, ramailo bhet, khasi ko rate, masu ko plate, Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal.. 64 saal, Dashain babbal “Happy dashain”
Teacher to Student…
Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain. Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy…
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064! This joyous festival of Dashain may U so be blessed with a year of good fortune & prosperity. “Maa Durga Bless You”
Sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos
Bhimsen ko shakti Meerabai Ko Bhakti Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan Einstein Ko Buddhi Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi Bill gates Ko Sampatti Dukha bata sadhai Mukti Mercedez…