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Nepali ma machha english ma fish,
Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.

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Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali

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Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy dashain”

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Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain.
Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi
Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga….

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HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
This joyous festival of
Dashain may U
so be blessed
with a year of
good fortune & prosperity.

“Maa Durga Bless You”

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Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko saath hos
Ghar ma sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos.

MAA DURGA BHAGAWANI le sadai hamro kalyan garun

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Very Cute question :

Asked by a daughter to her father:

I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your name and Sir-name with me

then

Why are you forcing me to change it??  :)

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Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
Tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu.

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Best moments of life :

1. To fall in luv :)
2. To clear ur last Exam :P
3. To wake up n realize its still possible 2 sleep :D
4. To get a phone cal saying class is canceled :O
5. To feel butterflies every time you see DAT PERSON :*
6. To see an old friend again n to feel that things have not changed
7. To touch the fingers of newly born child
8. Speaking to an old friend on Sunday evening
9. Waiting 4 a cal or message from your loved one wen u r alone
10. Walking alone on a silent road at night n listening to your fav songs
11. Riding d bike on a highway while its raining
12. Speaking To the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror

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Timilai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.

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Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.

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A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn’t Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)

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1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
.
.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial

 

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When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

 

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Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”

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