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A rabbit Runs jumps
A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle Doesn’t Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)
1st friend :Bro can i use your phone
1st friend: Bro can i use your phone
to call my girlfirned?
.
.
.
2nd friend: Yeah sure,
just hit redial
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Bloody Mosquito. :D:P
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana
Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”
Positive-thinking poem:
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive :)
“Dashain” ko shuvakamana
Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana.
sorry for late SMS
Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p
Tihar ko Suvakamana
Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.
Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Happy Deepawali
Tourist ra manche
Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha:
Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina?
Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!
Pura hos manokamana
Tika hos nidhar ma,
Jamara hos kanma,
Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma,
Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
Ko suvakamana.
Chod deu timro padhai
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.
Tundikhel ko ranga
Timi gulaf ko phool bhaye priya
Ma tesma hune kada…
Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye
Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…
Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos
Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos
Tyaha kasiko maya chha!
Tyo aankha kahelay narasawos
Tyaha kasiko khushi chha !
Tyo man kahely dukhi nahos
Jasma kohi baseko chha!
Timi lai kiss
Nepali ma machha english ma fish,
Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.
Har pal khusi rahos saath
Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali
“Happy Dashain”
Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy dashain”
Teacher to Student…
Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain.
Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi
Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga….
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
This joyous festival of
Dashain may U
so be blessed
with a year of
good fortune & prosperity.
“Maa Durga Bless You”