Misc SMS Jokes
Misc SMS Jokes Messages Collection
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
This joyous festival of
Dashain may U
so be blessed
with a year of
good fortune & prosperity.
“Maa Durga Bless You”
Bhimsen ko shakti
Meerabai Ko Bhakti
Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
Einstein Ko Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
Bill gates Ko Sampatti
Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
Mercedez Ko Car
Diamonds Ko Haar
Microsoft Ko Share
Pasia Ko Dher
John Abhraham Ko Style
Aishwarya Ko Smile
Amitabh Ko Personality
David Becham Ko Popularity
Worldtour Ko Ticket
Tendulkar Ko Wicket
Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko saath hos
Ghar ma sukha shanti ko sadhai baas hos.
MAA DURGA BHAGAWANI le sadai hamro kalyan garun
Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
Tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu.
Timilai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.
Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.
Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive 
Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana.
Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.
Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana
Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
Happy Deepawali
Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha:
Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina?
Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!
Tika hos nidhar ma,
Jamara hos kanma,
Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma,
Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
Ko suvakamana.
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.
Timi gulaf ko phool bhaye priya
Ma tesma hune kada…
Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye
Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…
Tyo mutu kahelay natukroos
Tyaha kasiko maya chha!
Tyo aankha kahelay narasawos
Tyaha kasiko khushi chha !
Tyo man kahely dukhi nahos
Jasma kohi baseko chha!
Nepali ma machha english ma fish,
Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.
Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali
Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy dashain”
