Misleading SMS Messages Collection
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Read Twice to Understand
“I Love You,
Because I Love You, I would sooner have you hate me
for telling you the Truth than Adore me for Telling you lies”..!
A very difficult thing to ans
Thinkin of someone ‘n Crying,
is dis Love?
While You are crying,
someone flashes in Your mind ‘n You Stop crying,
Is dis Love??
One man Asked me:
“How Many Friends Do You Have In This World ?”
I Just smiled at him…
That fool doesn’t know that
“Friends Are My World”.. !
“Living on the Earth is Expensive,
It also includes a Free Trip around the sun every year…
“Think different.!”;): )
A Painter drawn a painting
“Door of Heart”…
Man:why there is no handle on it ?
Painter:Because Door of Heart opens frm Inside not frm Outside…
“Read Carefully And Get The Meaning”…
“Minimum Love is Friendship”
“Maximum Friendship is Love”
Strange But True.. !!
Baat yeh hai k,
Woh yeh k,
Ok listen carefully,
Oooh listen nahin I mean read it carefully,
Wid full concentration,
Dekho meray dil main aye is liye keh raha hoon,
Sirf 3 words he to hain,
Ufffff its too difficult,
Ok im gonna say,
How r u??
Very Cute question :
Asked by a daughter to her father:
I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your name and Sir-name with me
Why are you forcing me to change it?? :)
Jo Ana Chaho Hazar Rastay, Na Ana Chaho To Uzar Hazaron
Mizaj Barham, Taveel Rasta, Barsti Barish, Kharab Mosam…
Ur 5 qualities:
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti :)