Misleading SMS Messages Collection


free Misleading SMS messages collection contains best misleading sms , misleading sms messages , misleading sms jokes , misleading naughty sms and so on

read twice to understand

Read Twice to Understand

“I Love You,
Because I Love You, I would sooner have you hate me
for telling you the Truth than Adore me for Telling you lies”..!

A very diffcult thing to ans

A very difficult thing to ans
Thinkin of someone ‘n Crying,
is dis Love?
While You are crying,
someone flashes in Your mind ‘n You Stop crying,
Is dis Love??

one man asked me

One man Asked me:
“How Many Friends Do You Have In This World ?”
I Just smiled at him…
That fool doesn’t know that
“Friends Are My World”.. !

super thinking

Superb thinking…

“Living on the Earth is Expensive,
It also includes a Free Trip around the sun every year…

“Think different.!”;): )

a painter drawn a painting

A Painter drawn a painting
“Door of Heart”…

Man:why there is no handle on it ?
Painter:Because Door of Heart opens frm Inside not frm Outside…

read carefully and get the meaning

“Read Carefully And Get The Meaning”…
“Minimum Love is Friendship”
“Maximum Friendship is Love”

Strange But True.. !!

Cute Question of a daughter

Very Cute question :

Asked by a daughter to her father:

I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your name and Sir-name with me


Why are you forcing me to change it??  :)

Jo Ana Chaho Hazar Rastay…

Jo Ana Chaho Hazar Rastay, Na Ana Chaho To Uzar Hazaron

Mizaj Barham, Taveel Rasta, Barsti Barish, Kharab Mosam…

Baat yeh hai k

Baat yeh hai k,
Woh yeh k,
Ok listen carefully,
Oooh listen nahin I mean read it carefully,
Wid full concentration,
Dekho meray dil main aye is liye keh raha hoon,
Sirf 3 words he to hain,
Ufffff its too difficult,
Ok im gonna say,
How r u??

Ur 5 qualities:

Ur 5 qualities:






Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti :)

meet my wife Tina

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class