Bole to happy new year mamu
Good time Bad time Day time Night time Off time Work time Happy time Sad time Naye saal main kisi bhi time Apun ka sms aa sakta hai… Bole to…
Tum saala log udharich milega
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?” Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon? Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
After finishing MBBS
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK :)
Apun 1 Sher bolega
Apun 1 Sher bolega “Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight, Boleto BYE… Good Nite.
‘Kiss day’ ko valentine day kahete hai
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU. sender circuit…