Friendship SMS Messages Collection

Tum saala log udharich milega

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

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Rating: 4.1/5 (178 votes cast)

After finishing MBBS

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK :)

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Rating: 4.4/5 (25 votes cast)

Apun 1 Sher bolega

Apun 1 Sher bolega

“Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
 
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night

Band Karne ka Tube Light

aur soneka Tight,

Boleto BYE… Good Nite.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (116 votes cast)

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‘Kiss day’ ko valentine day kahete hai

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

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Rating: 4.6/5 (19 votes cast)

ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE

ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE,

BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT

HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms

CHIPKA DAL MAMU.

sender circuit bhai

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Rating: 3.6/5 (42 votes cast)

Bole to happy new year mamu

Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai…
Bole to happy new year mamu

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Rating: 3.8/5 (125 votes cast)