Punjabi SMS Messages Collection

Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai.
Agg pani da jor v koi nai.
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay.
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai.

Tere Naal Lagi Sadi Yaari Sajna,

Jiven Kheta Vich Foollan Di Kyari Sajna,

Ki Dassa Haal Is Dil Da Main,

Main Ta Tere Utte Apni Jaan Vi Vari Sajna.

‘Saahan de wich rachya no wey dila pulana sokha nai

J ik ik pal ik sadi jeha ta umar langana sokha nai

Suj giya akhiya ro ro k chal tu hi das ki karye

Teno aakhya c tu manya nai k ishq handana sokha nai’

Tanha Rehna Sikh Reha Haan Main
Mar Ke Jeena Sikh Reha Haan Main
Mangg Ke Lena Sikh Leya Ae Hun
Paa Ke Khona Sikh Reha Haan Main…

Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh Gaye
Na Kujh Kehn Joge Reh Gaye
Ohne Zakhm Hi Inne Gehre Ditte
Assi Hanju Te Tanhayian De Raah Pai Gaye…

‘Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!’

Once there was an aadmi.
He was cutting saag with datri.
He saw a wadda sara Naang.
He began to laga bakanr,
Dharwo,Dharwo
I am maring,
Then his Piyoo, take a sota and kill the Naang, when o gaya nerrey, they saw that was not a Naang that was a kala RasssssssssA.
Moral: “anni deyo vekh k rola paya karo;>

Ek panjabi apni unparh maa se phone pe:

Maa mein next sunday pe pakistan aa raha hon
Maa: Wah potar log jahaz te aande ne
tu sundhay te awain ga???

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di,
Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si:)

Why Pappu Cant Dance?

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Kasam Khuda Di Mainu Nai Pata.

Zara Pata Te Kar K Dus

Pappu Nach Q Nai Sak Da… :)

Dil v 13

80 v 13

Hor 10!

ki haal A 13

ok g ijazat 2

32 Bujhao! ty 100 jao.

=GOOd 98….;)

Me ne chand se ik din kaha

Bta mera mehbob kesa hy

Us ne kaha

Pehli gal ay k me tere piyo da nokr nai

Te doji gal ay
k inni doron nzr v kuj ni aanda.
Teji gal ay k ayho jai beghairtian zamen tak rakhia karo
menu na wich paya karo….

(‘.’) Hy,o Rabba
<)'(> Hale tak
_/ \_ sutte pye O
Challo utho bed toon
(‘.’)
_/)’(\_
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Shabash

¤Good morning¤