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A’; ki biwi B”;

“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T”
ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband nd Wife

dislove islove thelove bestlove

Dislove,islove, thelove,bestlove,
waylove,2love, saylove,datlove,
ilove,reallylove, mislove,uluv,
soluv,muchluv.
My friend now read it again wthout love.

Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?










Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.

SHUT UP

SHUT UP





S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again… SHUT UP!

4___4___4___4 = 20

4___4___4___4 = 20

Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…

Reply The Answer.

answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20

Get someone 2 marry me

I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.

A chinese question:

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?

Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

din se roshan…rat se siah….

Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..

 

Which is the Sensitive Organ?

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?

…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

What is the opposite of Dominoes?





Domi does not know!

Baal curly hote hain

Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.



socho!



Aur socho



Are DIRTY mind



wo jagha hai.



AFRICA

When a lion roars thrice

What happens when a lion roars thrice?





Think





Any guess?





Ok, I will tell you..





Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

Sacrificing the dresses

2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?





Guess





One is Gandhiji &
The other is





Don’t u know





She is
Namita

A monkey in plastic

Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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—-

NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.

Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…





Pray





Pray





Pray





I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Smoke everyday

Smoke everyday!
Smoke means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool sms
E=everyday
So plz feel free to smoke.
Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…

Anger is only one letter short of DAnger….

To handle yourself, use your head,
To handle others, use your heart,
Anger is only one letter short of DAnger!

Jealousy is the sign of ‘FAILURE…

“To be the ‘SUBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of ‘FAILURE’ ;
To be the ‘OBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of SUCCEss .

HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0…!!

Hi!
How r u?
Wer r u?
Wat r u doing?
How is life,ur frnds,ur family?
How abt ur mom&dad?
2day any news?
u saw any film?
ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area?
how r ur close frnds?
ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume,
bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile,
hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel,
politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot?

“HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”