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HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0…!!

Hi!
How r u?
Wer r u?
Wat r u doing?
How is life,ur frnds,ur family?
How abt ur mom&dad?
2day any news?
u saw any film?
ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area?
how r ur close frnds?
ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume,
bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile,
hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel,
politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot?

“HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”

Posted in: April Fools SMS, Riddle SMS

Today is RIO DAY…

*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER…!!

Dear MARIE!
Today is RIO DAY.
I’m in GALA .
U’ve made my life SOOPER.
I’m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u a BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday.
U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i’m in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.

Tumhara TIGER…

Posted in: Love SMS, Riddle SMS, Romantic SMS, Smile SMS, Valentine SMS

A Fantastic Sentence …

A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop..
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“Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time..
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal”.

Posted in: Motivational Quotes SMS, Riddle SMS

Arguing with your Boss….

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it…!

Posted in: Funny SMS, Riddle SMS

An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat…

An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat
This happened 4 several times.!

Driver asked:
Why u giving me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u eat them yourself?

Old lady replied:
I dont have teeth 2 munch them

Driver:
Then why u bought them?

Old lady:
I just love
The chocolate around them.

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Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.

Posted in: Funny SMS, Riddle SMS

SHUT UP

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again… SHUT UP!

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4_4_4___4 = 20

4___4___4___4 = 20

Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…

Reply The Answer.

answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20

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Get someone 2 marry me

I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.

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A chinese question:

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?

Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

Posted in: Funny SMS, Riddle SMS

Which is the Sensitive Organ?

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?

…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.

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What is the opposite of Dominoes?

What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!

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Baal curly hote hain

Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.
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socho!
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Aur socho
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Are DIRTY mind
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wo jagha hai.
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AFRICA

Posted in: Funny SMS, Riddle SMS

When a lion roars thrice

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

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Sacrificing the dresses

2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?
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Guess
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One is Gandhiji &
The other is
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Don’t u know
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She is
Namita

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A monkey in plastic

Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.

Posted in: Funny SMS, Riddle SMS

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Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
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