“A” ki Biwi “B”, “B” ki Bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ka dada “G” “G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”, To batao ‘A” or “T” ka…

Dislove,islove, thelove,bestlove, waylove,2love, saylove,datlove, ilove,reallylove, mislove,uluv, soluv,muchluv. My friend now read it again wthout love.

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.

SHUT UP – – – – – S = Surprises 4 U H = Happiness 4 U U = Unlimited Love 4 U T = True Passion 4 U U…

4___4___4___4 = 20 Use +, -, /, * To Solve It. It’s A Challenge… Reply The Answer. answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20

I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them? Ans: Jo Hua, So Hua.

Din se roshan.. rat se siah.. khaoo to haram.. piyo to halal.. aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai.. mard din main teen martaba.. quran main 5 dafa zikar…

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? …guesss what ? Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong “Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to…

What is the opposite of Dominoes? – – – – – Domi does not know!

Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain. – – – socho! – – – Aur socho – – – Are DIRTY mind…

What happens when a lion roars thrice? – – – – – Think – – – – – Any guess? – – – – – Ok, I will tell you..…

2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people. Can u guess who they are? – – – – – Guess – – – – – One…

Have u seen a monkey in plastic? —— —– — —- — NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.

Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime… – – – – – Pray – – – – – Pray – – – – – Pray – – –…

Smoke everyday! Smoke means S=send M=me O=one K=kool sms E=everyday So plz feel free to smoke. Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…

To handle yourself, use your head, To handle others, use your heart, Anger is only one letter short of DAnger!

“To be the ‘SUBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of ‘FAILURE’ ; To be the ‘OBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of SUCCEss .

Hi! How r u? Wer r u? Wat r u doing? How is life,ur frnds,ur family? How abt ur mom&dad? 2day any news? u saw any film? ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area?…

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts : 1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to…