Riddle SMS Messages Collection

What’s the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T”
ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband nd Wife

Dislove,islove, thelove,bestlove,
waylove,2love, saylove,datlove,
ilove,reallylove, mislove,uluv,
soluv,muchluv.
My friend now read it again wthout love.

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again… SHUT UP!

4___4___4___4 = 20

Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…

Reply The Answer.

answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20

I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.

Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?

…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.

What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?
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Guess
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One is Gandhiji &
The other is
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Don’t u know
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She is
Namita