Riddle SMS Messages Collection
To handle yourself, use your head,
To handle others, use your heart,
Anger is only one letter short of DAnger!
“To be the ‘SUBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of ‘FAILURE’ ;
To be the ‘OBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of SUCCEss .
How r u?
Wer r u?
Wat r u doing?
How is life,ur frnds,ur family?
How abt ur mom&dad?
2day any news?
u saw any film?
ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area?
how r ur close frnds?
ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume,
“HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts :
1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz’s Sister. Question arises..
What great example of love ever.
2 birds named “i luv u” & ‘u love me”
lived in a house
‘u luv me” flew away
who is there in the house now………….?
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop..
“Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time..
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal”.
*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER…!!
Today is RIO DAY.
I’m in GALA .
U’ve made my life SOOPER.
I’m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u a BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday.
U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i’m in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.
Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it…!
An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat
This happened 4 several times.!
Why u giving me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u eat them yourself?
Old lady replied:
I dont have teeth 2 munch them
Then why u bought them?
I just love
The chocolate around them.
What’s the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T”
ka kya rishta ha ???
Answer= Husband nd Wife
My friend now read it again wthout love.
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U
U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U
So Again… SHUT UP!