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Sacrificing the dresses

2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?
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One is Gandhiji &
The other is
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Don’t u know
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She is
Namita

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A monkey in plastic

Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (24 votes cast)

Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

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Rating: 3.9/5 (13 votes cast)

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Smoke everyday

Smoke everyday!
Smoke means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool sms
E=everyday
So plz feel free to smoke.
Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…

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Rating: 3.9/5 (10 votes cast)

Jealousy is the sign of ‘FAILURE…

“To be the ‘SUBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of ‘FAILURE’ ;
To be the ‘OBJECT’ of jealousy is the sign of SUCCEss .

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HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0…!!

Hi!
How r u?
Wer r u?
Wat r u doing?
How is life,ur frnds,ur family?
How abt ur mom&dad?
2day any news?
u saw any film?
ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area?
how r ur close frnds?
ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume,
bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile,
hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel,
politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot?

“HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”

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Rating: 3.8/5 (17 votes cast)

who is there in the house now……..?

2 birds named “i luv u” & ‘u love me”

lived in a house

‘u luv me” flew away

who is there in the house now………….?

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Rating: 3.5/5 (20 votes cast)

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts :
1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz’s Sister. Question arises..
What great example of love ever.

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Rating: 3.9/5 (39 votes cast)

zameen pe painko to nahi tootti

Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->

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A Fantastic Sentence …

A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop..
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“Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time..
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal”.

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Rating: 4.3/5 (28 votes cast)

Today is RIO DAY…

*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER…!!

Dear MARIE!
Today is RIO DAY.
I’m in GALA .
U’ve made my life SOOPER.
I’m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u a BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday.
U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i’m in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.

Tumhara TIGER…

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Arguing with your Boss….

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it…!

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An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat…

An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat
This happened 4 several times.!

Driver asked:
Why u giving me such wonderful peanuts? Why dont u eat them yourself?

Old lady replied:
I dont have teeth 2 munch them

Driver:
Then why u bought them?

Old lady:
I just love
The chocolate around them.

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quietest place in the world

What’s the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

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A'; ki biwi B”;

“A” ki Biwi “B”,
“B” ki Bhabhi “C”,
“C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ka dada “G”
“G” ki biwi “K”,
“K” ki beti “T”,
To batao ‘A” or “T”
ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband nd Wife

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