Riddle SMS
Riddle SMS Messages Collection
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U
U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U
So Again… SHUT UP!
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.
answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20
I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?
…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.
What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!
Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.
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socho!
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Aur socho
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Are DIRTY mind
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wo jagha hai.
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AFRICA
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?
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Guess
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One is Gandhiji &
The other is
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Don’t u know
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She is
Namita
Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
Smoke everyday!
Smoke means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool sms
E=everyday
So plz feel free to smoke.
Request u 2 be a chain smoker.Good day…
