
Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)

Funny SMS Messages Collection
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?
…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.
What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!
Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.
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socho!
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Aur socho
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Are DIRTY mind
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wo jagha hai.
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AFRICA
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?
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Guess
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One is Gandhiji &
The other is
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Don’t u know
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She is
Namita
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
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