Santa Banta SMS
Santa Banta SMS Messages Collection
One day a dog was running behind a Santa…
But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?
He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…
But Still Hutch network is following me..”
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Banta: U cheated me…
Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!
Do You Know English?
Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?