Santa Banta SMS Messages Collection

One day a dog was running behind a Santa…
But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?
He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…
But Still Hutch network is following me..”

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Banta: U cheated me…

Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!

Santa:
Do You Know English?
Banta:
Yes
Santa:
Ok!
Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?