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free Santa Banta SMS messages collection contains best santa banta sms , santa banta sms jokes , jokes sms and so on

Rating: 3.8/5 (6 votes cast)

Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.

Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!

Rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Rating: 3.5/5 (11 votes cast)

Banta: U cheated me…

Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!

Rating: 3.9/5 (7 votes cast)