1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha.
Sardar ne pucha khan sahib:
Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen.
Pathan bola:
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai
“Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes….
In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao…
Mera ki janda ay?
Jo janda a tuwada, ty twaday peo da janda ay.:-P
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”
