Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?
Kele Wala: 1Rs
Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??
Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.
Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection
All Scientists Fail To Answer This…
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
ButSardar Rocks.
Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?
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Ans: Baisan K Pakoray. :-)
Santa’s wedding anniversary
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.
Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year”
Santa and banta jungle mein
Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.
NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??
Sardar : Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar : GO
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar : Pichlli
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar : Pichlli
Interviewer: Shut up
Sardar : Keep Talking
Interviewer: Get out
Sardar : Come in
Interviewer: Oh my God
Sardar : Oh my Devil
Interviewer: U r rejected
Sardar : I m Selected..
Balle Balle!!!! :)
Killing mirror
ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:
FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)
AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)
SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)
anta fall out the window
Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.
Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Some Vitamins
While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Break fail ho gayi hai
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Sardar jee pareshan
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.
Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Will you marry me
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
Always study in front of a mirror
Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.
A man asked Sardarji
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Lunch box lids
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.
When I was born
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel
But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!
We r not stupid
Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot.
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night.