Sardar SMS
Sardar SMS Messages Collection
- How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence?
- Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : Koi badi cheez bata?
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
- Do U know what the business was in?
- He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
1st sardar: Oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intazar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye!
- What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?
- You always hear about them but you never see them.
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?”
“No,” answers the railway man.
“Can I?” asks Gani Singh.
- What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
- Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
- Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
- Because below 18 was not allowed.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Iss mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di?
Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai.
Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”
Socho sardarji ne kya reply diya hoga
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“I Mr. You”
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega?
Santa : 2-3 gaa kar shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
Humans fall in love that’s true
Cows eat grass that’s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That’s incredible
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Still pressing that’s unbelievable
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge.
Saradar ji : Oye! wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga.
Aadmin : Agar fir bhi garam hua to.
Saradar ji : Oye! tab koolar chaloo karunga.
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,
Are tumahri bhi kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.
Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.
Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj pehna nahi ha.
