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Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form
SON
Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy?
SARDAR
Likh de puttar “Very Long”.

Teacher:
Tell ohm’s law?

Sardar:
I dont know full, I just know last part of it….

Teacher:
Ok, Tell that only!!

Sardar:

This is called ohm’s law…!!

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha.
Sardar ne pucha khan sahib:
Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen.
Pathan bola:
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai

A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English:

“Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes….

In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao…
Mera ki janda ay?
Jo janda a tuwada, ty twaday peo da janda ay.:-P

Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao?
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Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.

Sardar:
Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do

Shopkeepr:
Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?

Sardar:
Karna to kuch b nahi bas aisy he paise Urrane ki Adat hai

The most brilliant sardar in Exam :
Problem :

Prove that LHS = RHS

(2x + 9y) = 10x/3y

Sardar :

Multiply both sides by “Zero”

LHS = RHS
:D

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….

When a person asked what he was doing….

He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?

Kele Wala: 1Rs

Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??

Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.

Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.

Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
ButSardar Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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Ans: Baisan K Pakoray. :-)

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year”

Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.

Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”