Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection

Beautiful Red Underware

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

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Sardar and an auto driver

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

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Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.

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Rating: 1.8/5 (5 votes cast)

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Beautiful Red Underware

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

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Sardar and an auto driver

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

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Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Impossible

Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”

Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.

Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!

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Naam yaad nahi aa raha

Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.

Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?

Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..

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Rating: 3.8/5 (5 votes cast)

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai

“Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai

“Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai

“Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain

“Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai

” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai

“Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi hota hai

“Nal” to “lohay” ka hota hai

“Lohay” ki to “istiri” (iron) bhi hoti hai

“Istri” to “garam” hoti hai

“Garam” to “custard” bhi hota hai

“Custard” to “peela” hota hai

“Peela” to “chooza” bhi hota hai

“Chooza” to “anday” main se nikalta hai

“Anda” to “sufaid” hota hai

“Sufaid” to “doodh” bhi hota hai

“Doodh” to “bhains” daity hai

“Bhains” to “kaali” hoti hai

“Kaala” to “bangali” bhi hota hai

“Bangali” to “paan” khata hai

“Paan” to “laal” hota hai

“Laal” to “gulab”bhi hota hai

“Gulaab” main to “kantay’ hotay hain

“Kantain” to “machli” main bhi hotay hain

“Machli’ to “acchi” hoti hai

“Achcha” to “bander” bhi hota hai

“Bander’ to! “Bander’ hota hai

Padhne walay “bunder” jaisay hi hotay hain

“Jo padh kar apna time barbad

Karte hain..”

Well..

Ooper wale nay aap ko

Bheja to bheja .

“Per bheja to

Aisa bheja….”

Ki

“Bheje mein bheja hi nahi

Bheja.”.

Ye mujhe kisi

Ne bheja ..

Isliye maine aap ko bheja….

Aap ko bura laga ?

Toh aap kisi

Aur ko bhej do.

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Banta to his new bride

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

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An astronomer and Sardar

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”

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Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside

Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?

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Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

Main kaun

Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun?
Pappu: Main!
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Pappu: Tu Gangubai!

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Agar piche se aaye…

Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?

Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.

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Rating: 1.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Kya kar rahe ho

Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:

Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.

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Vibration mode

Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc

Doc: what happened?

Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par baapu subah se vibration mode pe lage hue hai…

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Chatri mein hole

Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..

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Baap ka naam

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha…

Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”

Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Petrol pump nahi..

Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na

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Why are you late

Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

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Main nikala gadi le k

Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?

Mendak jump in water

Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”

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