Sardar SMS Messages Collection
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They’re there for those who don’t drink.
- Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs?
- He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein bulaiya.Aab fir gita pe haath.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said, “I am seeing how I look while sleeping.”
A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.
Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge.
Sardar bola inki umar zyada nahi hai test nahi one-day karwa lo.
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why?
Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:
Tourist: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make a Happy Home!
- How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
- He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.