Sardar SMS Messages Collection
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?
Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir
Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara
Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai”.
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse
:- I Love U sister….XOLISWA
Sardar’s Leave application
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadÃ¢?Â¦.why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana done!
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge : Thats no excuse!!! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, He’s not my friend.
Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?”
Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!”