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Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?
Kele Wala: 1Rs
Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??
Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.
Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?
Ans: Baisan K Pakoray. :-)
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.
Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year”
Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??
Sardar : Bad
Sardar : GO
Sardar : Pichlli
Sardar : Pichlli
Interviewer: Shut up
Sardar : Keep Talking
Interviewer: Get out
Sardar : Come in
Interviewer: Oh my God
Sardar : Oh my Devil
Interviewer: U r rejected
Sardar : I m Selected..
Balle Balle!!!! :)
ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:
FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)
AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)
Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.
Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:
1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
But when U were born saitan said oh shit..