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Higher Studies Yaar…

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….

When a person asked what he was doing….

He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

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Sardar’s english language

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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Shanta and kele wala

Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?

Kele Wala: 1Rs

Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??

Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.

Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

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All Scientists Fail To Answer This…

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
ButSardar Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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Ans: Baisan K Pakoray. :-)

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Santa’s wedding anniversary

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.

Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year”

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Santa and banta jungle mein

Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.

Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.

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NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

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Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??

Sardar : Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar : GO

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar : Pichlli

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar : Pichlli

Interviewer: Shut up

Sardar : Keep Talking

Interviewer: Get out

Sardar : Come in

Interviewer: Oh my God

Sardar : Oh my Devil

Interviewer: U r rejected

Sardar : I m Selected..

Balle Balle!!!! :)

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Killing mirror

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:

FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)

AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)

SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)

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anta fall out the window

Why did Santa fall out the window?
– He was ironing the curtain.

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Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

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Some Vitamins

While in a drug store
Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Sardar : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

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Break fail ho gayi hai

Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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Sardar jee pareshan

Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”.

Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon

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Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

– Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.

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Will you marry me

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

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Always study in front of a mirror

Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:

1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.

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A man asked Sardarji

A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

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