Hindi Sardar SMS Messages Collection

Lunch box lids

Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?

So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.

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When I was born

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel

But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!

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We r not stupid

Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot.
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night.

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Sardar writing something

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

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Sardar joined new job…

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order , so I made it alright :)

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I press the bell but no one comes out

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

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Sardar was writing something

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

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Lady to inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!

Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.

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Banta to his new bride

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

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Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.

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Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha

Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?

Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”

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Sardar and Beta

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

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How do We Escape?

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.

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Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days.
Guess why?

Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

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Beautiful Red Underware

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

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Sardar and an auto driver

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

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Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar

Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.

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Beautiful Red Underware

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

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Sardar and an auto driver

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

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Impossible

Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”

Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.

Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!

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