Sardar SMS Messages Collection

Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?

Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab.
Locals found 500 dead bodies and still digging 4 more…

Sardar: What is my exam number…???
Teacher: Its 438625.
Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!

Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”.

Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”.

Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar ke kaha, “Don’t call me now”.

- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?

- He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji : What problem?

- Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?

- Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”

- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

- They think their picture is being taken.

- How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence?

- Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : Koi badi cheez bata?
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.

- Do U know what the business was in?
- He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.