Short SMS Messages Collection

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Make several women happy

Don’t marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

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Boil oil

Que: How can we boil oil ?
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Ans: Very simple
By adding B to it.

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oN THeir Lips

Successful People Always Have Two Things ON Their Lips,

Silence nd Smile”

“SILENCE” to avoid problems nd

“SMILE” to solve problems.

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May I hold ur hand

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

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I am made of 5 letters

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what !

HAIR

AIR
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Answer : CHAIR

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Heart to heart

Heart to heart though miles apart
My love for u will never depart.

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EXCELLENT Saying…

“If you can laugh when you are completely broken up,
then there can be nothing that can break you next time”..,.

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Maut hamari mehbooba hai

Zindagi toh bewafa hai ek din thukraegi,
Maut hamari mehbooba hai hamesha saath lekar jayegi!

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Doctor’s prescription 4 u

A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

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Count ur life by smiles

Count your life by smiles not by tears,
Count your age by friends not by years.

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Apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte

Log poochte hai humse ki tum apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte?
Toh humne kaha jo lafjo mein bayan ho jaye hum utna pyaar unse nahi karte.

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I whispered everything

You asked me what was wrong?

I said nothing… but as you turned around a tear ran down my face and i whispered everything.

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Expecting the world…

“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because u r a good person,
is like expecting
the lion not to attack u because u r a vegetarian.”;-)

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Mohabbat rang lati hai

Mohabbat rang lati hai
Jab dilse dil milte hai
Mushkil to ye hai
Dil badi mushkil se milte hai.

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I Love U

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning… I Love You

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Damaad hai tera

Tu jo mere sath hai toh dil aabad hai mera,
Jaa keh de apne baap se yeh hi damaad hai tera.

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