Short SMS
Short SMS Messages Collection
Mangta hoon toh deti nahi ho:
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Jawab meri baat ka
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Deti ho toh khada ho jata hai:
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Rom-rom zazbaat ka
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Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo:
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Balon mein phool gulab ka.
What were you thinking of you dirty mind!
Don’t marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
Que: How can we boil oil ?
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Press Down
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Ans: Very simple
By adding B to it.
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what !
HAIR
AIR
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Answer : CHAIR
Heart to heart though miles apart
My love for u will never depart.
Zindagi toh bewafa hai ek din thukraegi,
Maut hamari mehbooba hai hamesha saath lekar jayegi!
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
Log poochte hai humse ki tum apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte?
Toh humne kaha jo lafjo mein bayan ho jaye hum utna pyaar unse nahi karte.
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.
You asked me what was wrong?
I said nothing… but as you turned around a tear ran down my face and i whispered everything.
Mohabbat rang lati hai
Jab dilse dil milte hai
Mushkil to ye hai
Dil badi mushkil se milte hai.
Tu jo mere sath hai toh dil aabad hai mera,
Jaa keh de apne baap se yeh hi damaad hai tera.
Itne choti si dosti apni,
Kaise soch liya ke keenara aagaya,
Ho gai mobile mein roshni,
Aur sms humara aagaya.
Love is Blind
But marriage is an eye-opener.
Jo muskurake badi khush dil se milte hai
Toh dil ko zakhm bhi ussi se milte hai.
Arthematic of love:-
1+1=2 But 2-1=0
Bahoot gham diya hai hamein iss zindagi ne
Ke hamein aur jine ki aarzu nahi hai…
A life without YOU means:
L = Loss in life
I = Inactive Life
F = Failure in Life
E = End of my Life
