Christmas SMS Messages Collection

Santa Claus’s gift

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (14 votes cast)

Zindagi haseen hai

Zindagi haseen hai,
Zindagi se pyaar kar,
Hai raat to kya!
Subah ka intezaar kar.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Of all the gifts

Of all the gifts big and small,
Your friendship is the greatest of them all.

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Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

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U are the beautiful rose

Hold 10 roses in ur hand, n stand infront of ur mirror,
U will see 11 roses n 1 of the beautiful rose would be you.

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Rating: 2.2/5 (5 votes cast)

Haste haste cut jaye raaste

Question: How do you cut roads?
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Ans: By laughing… because “Haste haste cut jaye raaste”.

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Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Kalidas ka bhai…

Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha?
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Ans: Adidas.

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Person leaving India

Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India?
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Ans: Hindustan Lever.

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Sardar khaana kha raha tha…

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…
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Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)

What’s the big deal?

Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?

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Rating: 4.1/5 (9 votes cast)

Taklu santa

Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai!
Maloom hai kyun?
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Nahi pata
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Soocho
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Nahi maloom
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Inta bhi nahi maloom
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Kyun ki woh saloon santa ki hai!

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Maths

Teacher: What is maths?

Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

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Rating: 4.3/5 (4 votes cast)

Khud khusi

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

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Rating: 2.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Maths

Full form of MATHS!

Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students!

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Rating: 3.7/5 (6 votes cast)

So fall in Love…

Without LOVE, dayz are
“Sadday, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday,
Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday”.
So fall in Love…

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Rating: 4.4/5 (5 votes cast)

Aapka is chehera

Aapke is chehre ka har andaaz juda sa lagta hai
Hai to insaan magar khuda sa lagta hai

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Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Taste the thunder?

Zor ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, taste the thunder?

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Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Sweetest ALWAYS..

U look Sweet
When u read my sms
Sweeter
When u read n smile
And SWEETEST
when u read ,smile n reply
So try to be Sweetest ALWAYS..

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Successful man and woman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (8 votes cast)

Dil jorne wala koi nahi

Iss bedard zamane mein hamdard humsa koi nahi,
Dil todne wale bohat hai dil jorne wala koi nahi.

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Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Mat mila kanjus doston se

Mat mila kanjus doston se ae khuda yeh hanin barbad karte hai.
Hum toh sms ki bawchar karte hain aur yeh ek rupye ke liye vichar karte hai.

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Rating: 4.2/5 (9 votes cast)