Short SMS Messages Collection

Guess the name

I am a 7 letter city,
My 234 letter is a bird,
61 is cool,
1274 is a part of the face,
4713 is a way of saying good,
& 4 is equal to 5.
If u r genius then guess the name of the city.

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Rating: 3.8/5 (10 votes cast)

Having GOD in your boat

Having GOD in your boat does not mean that you will not face any storm,
But it means that no storm can sink your boat. Keep faith in god…

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I feel sad…

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?

Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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Rakhi mubarak ho

Khushbu aati hai phoolon ke taraf se.
Rakhi mubarak ho aapki behen ke taraf se.

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Rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

Life is a waste of time

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life,
So my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!

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Rating: 4.3/5 (4 votes cast)

Life with love

A life with love will have some thorns
but a life without love will have no roses.

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Life with love

A life with love will have some thorns
but a life without love will have no roses.

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Rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)

Cool thoughts

Keep the school clean … stay home!

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

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Rating: 4.3/5 (4 votes cast)

Live the life

Not just survive live the life,
Do not wait for the future,
Future is uncertain live in the present.

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Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

Santa Claus’s gift

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (14 votes cast)

Zindagi haseen hai

Zindagi haseen hai,
Zindagi se pyaar kar,
Hai raat to kya!
Subah ka intezaar kar.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

Of all the gifts

Of all the gifts big and small,
Your friendship is the greatest of them all.

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Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

U are the beautiful rose

Hold 10 roses in ur hand, n stand infront of ur mirror,
U will see 11 roses n 1 of the beautiful rose would be you.

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Rating: 2.2/5 (5 votes cast)

Haste haste cut jaye raaste

Question: How do you cut roads?















Ans: By laughing… because “Haste haste cut jaye raaste”.

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Kalidas ka bhai…

Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha?














Ans: Adidas.

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Person leaving India

Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India?



























Ans: Hindustan Lever.

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Sardar khaana kha raha tha…

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…












Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.

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Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)

What’s the big deal?

Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?

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Rating: 4.1/5 (9 votes cast)

Taklu santa

Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai!
Maloom hai kyun?






Nahi pata






Soocho






Nahi maloom






Inta bhi nahi maloom






Kyun ki woh saloon santa ki hai!

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Maths

Teacher: What is maths?

Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

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Rating: 4.3/5 (4 votes cast)