Wife SMS Messages Collection

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What is the difference b/w wife & saali???

What is the difference b/w wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

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I love the End…

An innocent husband said:

I watch my wedding video in reverse.
I love the End,
when she takes out ring,
goes out,
sits in car

&

goes back to her father’s home..

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag…..

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)

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The Unhappiest people

The Unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the mose about what other people think.

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I just wanted to make sure…

Husband sent a text to wife at night:
“Hi sweetheart I will get late,
please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text :”Babe I forgot to tell you that
I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back,”Oh my God really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”:-D

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A Happy Husband…

A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..

He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
The Surprised Wife asks,
Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?

Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P

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