Wife SMS Messages Collection
“Wo samney sharabi dekh rahe ho?
Maine usay 10 saal pehlay shadi se inkar kiya tha
Aur aaj tak wo pi raha hai”
ITNA LAMBA JASHAN”!!!
What is the difference b/w wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
An innocent husband said:
I watch my wedding video in reverse.
I love the End,
when she takes out ring,
sits in car
goes back to her father’s home..
When GOD solves your problems,
You have faith in his abilities….
When he doesn’t solve your problems,
He has faith in your abilities…
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)
a bus full of house wives met an accident and all thy ladies died
husband cried for a day or two but one man was found crying even after five years
his wife had missed the bus.
A Couple went to a wishwell
Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish
Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well
IT WORKS :-P
Two Things Define Your Success in Life…
The Way You Manage when You have Nothing.
The Way You Behave when You have Everything.
Always take extra care of three things in your life!
They dont make noise when they break,
they only create SILENCE in Life..!!
I don’t need you to teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement.
The Unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the mose about what other people think.
Husband sent a text to wife at night:
“Hi sweetheart I will get late,
please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text :”Babe I forgot to tell you that
I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
She text back,”Oh my God really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”:-D
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..
He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
The Surprised Wife asks,
Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?
Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P