Don’t always take things in their literal sense.
Like When Dr says take off ur clothes.
When dentist says open wide.
When milkman says u want in the front or in the back.
When interior Dec say once it is in you’ll luv it.
When banker says if u take it out soon you’ll lose the interest.
When the phone guy says would u like it on table or against the wall!
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