Funny questions and answers

Q: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
A: On their Wedding !

Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

Q: Why doesn’t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !

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